Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda, Halo, marines or anything affilliated with them, but I wish I did, because then I would have unlimited XBoxLive and an XBox 360, and and and and and and and and, yeah, pretty much

I hope this is long enough and close enough

When Shotgun Meets Sword

Chapter 3

The Fight For Hyrule

"Sir!" shouted a marine from the Pelican.

"What?" answered Cheif.

"Sir, we have a Covenant dropship headed this way!" shouted the same marine.

"I'll take them out, along with Link if he is willing," Chief replied.

"I am."said Link

Meanwhile

"I can use my own methods, thank you very much," said Ganondorf, eyeing the Covenant weapons.

"Whatever you say, whatever the hell your name is," an Elite in Gold armor said.

"GANONDORF" yelled Ganondorf madly with his eyes running up into the back of his head and slobering as if he had Rabies.

"Whatever," the Elite said(which I am deciding to call him Sushi, just for the hell of it, I LOVE SUSHI, especialy with the wierd rolls, you know, the ones that are made of seaweed) " Oh, and prepare yourself, we will be landing soon on the Covenant ship LALALALALALALALALALALA."

Meanwhile

"I suppose you have your own methods of dealing with evil creatures, but I would feel safer if you would accept this pistol just in case something bad happens to your weapons," Cheif said, getting an evil looking grin on his face as they approached the landing dropship.

"Ok, NOW PREPARE FOR THE FIGHT SCENE" Link said, pulling out his sword and accidentally cutting of the head of Cameraman number 5.

"OOOOPPPPSSSS, sorry," said Link, saying he wouldn't ever do it to another cameraman number 5.

"But that is the 17th time that you said that you said that! hey, isn't that th after the 17 supposed to be SuperScript?" said Cameraman number32 1/2.

"Shut up and work your CAMERA" yelled the director impatiently.

Now, back to the fight scene.

"RRAAGGHH", yelled Link, clearly pronouncing his famous battle cry, and running at the elites with his sword and shield drawn. The Elites were so amazed that they didn't move until the first Elite's head had been chopped off, oozing purplish blue blood everywhere, then the Elites all started attacking the Link, while Chief went around the outside, melleeing all the elites in the back, not wasting any ammo.

Link: 23 kills

Chief: 27 kills

"FUCK YOU DIRECTOR" yells Link, running and drawing his sword.

Link: 24 kills

Chief: 27 kills

"NO, THE DIRECTOR!" shouted Chief "Oh, well, he wasn't very good at this anyway."

Soon the marines, Chief, Link, and Astnach were all sitting in front of Queen Zelda.

Meanwhile

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" (Diabolical Laughter) shouted Ganondorf, killing all the Covenant he could see, taking control of the ship, using his magic to learn the language of the Covenant(including reading so he can fly the ship). He soon set a course for a random planet and went his way.

Meanwhile

"Link, can I talk to you privately real fast?" Queen zelda asked.

"How dare you spell Zelda with a lowercase letter!" shouted Link, drawing his sword and beheading the writer, blood going everywhere and soaking through the script so that is was unreadable.

"DAMN IT LINK, NOW WE HAVE TO IMPROVISE!" shouted Zelda.

"Ok, Link, can we trust them" Zelda asked quietly.

"Sure, I have even fought beside their leader." Link said assurredly.

Will Zelda trust them? Will more Cameramen die? Will they find a new Writer?

Find out next time in When Shotgun Meets Sword!