When Shotgun meets Sword
HUMMUROUS
Chapter 5
Armor Testing
"Let's try out your new armor, and see if he still makes it like he used to," Link said, pulling out his bag with bombs in it and a pouch marked LITER FLUID CAUTION DO NOT SPILL.
Quickly, before Chief could move(which is saying something, since he is augmented.) Link poured liter fluid all over him, then, he pulled out a bomb, lit it, and handed it to Chief. Chief just stood there, dumbfounded, until it exploded.
"OOOWWW, YOU FUCKING WHORE! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR! AAAHHH!" Chief yelled, obviously.
"Nope, you aren't hurt that bad," said Link, quickly checking Chief over. "Yup, it held firm." Link said.
"Now, for the gasoline trial!" Link said, grabbing a close red canister.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! NEVERRRRR!" yelled Chief, running up the mountain toward the Goron City.
"HEY, COME BACK" yelled Link, running after him dropping the Canister.
After Link caught up with Chief, Link bought Chief a Goron tunic to keep him from feeling heat when plasma hit him.
"Now, let's get going. Wait, can you breathe underwater?" Link asked.
"Of course, my suit has an air refresher." Chief replied.
"Ok, let's go." said Link, hopping into a pelican with Chief following.
Once they were in the Pillar of Autumn, they went to the bridge.
"Ok, let's get ready to go." said Admiral Hood.
"Oh, Chief, Link. Revenge, Heart, and Death have arrived to take our place in defending the planet," Admiral Hood said in response to their inquisitive looks.
MEANWHILE
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA"(diabolical laughter) yelled Ganondorf, fighting hundreds of Brutes and Elites.
Then, all of a sudden, 6 purple beams hit him, and he collapsed, giving the Brutes and Elites a chance to regain their ground.
"RRRRRAAAAAHHHHH" yelled Ganondorf, releasing a devastating shock wave, and killing all brutes and elites within 3 miles.
"That takes care of that." Ganondorf said, walking forward into the structure.
MEANWHILE
"What was that!" Chief yelled, seen 500 life forms suddenly cease to exist on the ring world beneath him.
"Ganondorf is down there, and only I can defeat him" said Link, realizing that there wouldn't be much of a fight once he got down there before he got to Ganondorf.
"I'm going with you." Chief said.
"No, you'll only get in the way, and besides, there might be more gasoline down there!" Link said, a certain glint coming to his eye.
"To bad, Chief is going with you." Admiral Hood said.
"Fine" Link said, a plan forming in his mind.
"Go gear up, then." Hood said.
They walked down to the Armory.