When Shotgun Meets Sword
Chapter 6
The Fight Part I
"AAAHHH! HOW DO YOU FLY THIS THING!" Chief yelled, trying to regain control of the Pelican after coming through the atmosphere.
"Pull this stick up," Link said calmly, laughing at the Chief's stupidity towards flying.
"I'm going to get this one day," Chief promised.
"Sure," Link replied sarcastically, grabbing a pistol and hopping off the Pelican.
They didn't find much resistance until they got into the building. As soon as they stepped in, Link drew his sword and shield.
"What are you going to do with that thing?" said Chief.
"Well, for one, it is the only thing that can defeat Ganondorf." Link said, smirking at his powerful weapon.
Soon, they arrived at a large chamber, and just before entering, SMACK was the sound that emitted from Chief's helmet as Link hit him over the head with the hilt of the Master Sword.
"How did you get here, Ganondorf?" Link said, eyeing his opponent.
"By commandeering a ship, and I don't beleive you didn't see my shockwave from the scanners on yours," Ganondorf replied calmly.
"Ok, but why are you doing this?" Link asked, prepared for an attack any second.
"Why not?" answered Ganondorf. Shooting a yellow ball of energy at Link, and having a quick tennis match and losing.
"AAAHHH" yelled Ganondorf as the Master Sword cut into him.
"HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR" shouted Chief, running into the room where Link and GD(Ganondorf) were fighting.
"Shit, GO BACK TO SLEEP OR YOUR GOING TO GE KILLED" yelled Link back.
"FUCK YOU, I can take care of myself" said Chief stubbornly.
"Fine then, hit the Yellow balls back at Ganondorf." Link said, throwing the Kokiri sword at Chief.
Ganondorf quickly shot 2 yellow balls, one at each opponent.
"OWWO" said GD, both the Master Sword and the Kokiri sword slicing into him.
"guahaguahuguahaguaha" GD said, starting to bring the fortress down on them.
"RUN GET OUT OF HERE!" shouted Link, soon following his own advice.
They were both running out of the forerunner construction, slaughtering any Covenant they ran into.
I hope this wasn't to bad for all you Humor-- Haters. The Next Chapter WILL be humorous!
Oh, and I'm turning on the Anonymous Reviews.
SORRY IT'S SO SHORT!