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HUMMUROUS
When Shotgun Meets Sword
Chapter 7
The Fight Part II
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH" Link yelled, emerging in sunlight.
"SHUT UP OR THEY'LL COME FOR US!"yelled Chief, following close behind.
"Wait, there's more, last time I faced him that same thing happened, but..."Link stopped, then turned around.
"guahaguahuguahaguahaguahaguahuguahaguahaguahaguahuguahaguaha" gasped GD, arising from the wreckage, and raising his right hand, itglowing from the triforce of power; and slowly, silently, a shockwave emmitted from where GD floated, knocking them off their feet.
"FUCK YOU GANON"yelled Link, getting up to face the gargantuan beast.
SMACK.
"Ow, that hurt" Chief said, getting up.
SMACK
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"ow"muttered Chief, falling unconscious.
"RRAAGGHH"Link yelled, lifting Chief(NOWTHAT'SSOMETHING) and throwing him 3 miles away.
"Now, Ganon, we can fight in peace" Link said calmly.
"Insert magic saying here" yelled Ganon, surrounding them with a RING OF FIRE!
"TURN ON THE RING OF FIRE, DIN" yelled Ganon when no fire appeared.
"Oh, sorry" said Din, surrounding them with fire.
Link quickly pulled out his bow, aimed, and was about to fire when:
"NOT THIS TIME, EITHER" yelled Chief, jumping over the fire and starting to shoot Ganon with a BR(battle rifle).
"DUMBASS, AIM FOR THE EYE!" yells Link.
All of a sudden a poe wanders through the fire(as to how he got there, I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE) and walks up to Ganon, kisses him on the forehead and says"Oh, Ganon, my own lumpy headed demon, love me", it stares into Ganon's eye.
TWANG went Link's bowstring, releasing a light arrow, that goes through the Poe, killing it, and into Ganon's eye, stunning him, and allowing hin to cut into Ganon's tail with the Master Sword. Ganon got up and swung his swords at Link, but they got stuck in the pieces of debris, allowing Link to hit his tail again.
"AAAHHHGGGASDFSFASJ" yelled Ganon, ripping his swords out and swinging them at Link again. Link dodged under them, and pulled up with his bow, aimed, and let loose another light arrow.
"ow" said Ganon, dying and sputtering and dying and sputtering and dying and sputtering and dying and sputtering and lolloping around a pretty field with butterflies and a poe and dying and sputtering and dying and sputtering.
SWAMP, AND THERE APPEARS AN OPENING(GO THROUGH IT ALREADY, DAMNIT!)
hope you liked it, there will be one more chapter THE CLEANUP and I'm planning on starting a new story, so check my profile in two weeks or so, or ILLKILLYOU!
THE END(NOT)