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When Shotgun Meets Sword
Chapter 8
The Cleanup
"So, Link, you knocked our best soldier out with the hilt of your sword" said Admiral Hood.
"Yes" Link replied calmly, as they were back on board the ship.
"I here by place you under arrest for treason, breaking a treaty and assaulting one of our officers" replied Admiral Hood.
"Really, if I didn't, he wouldn't be standing here right now" Link replied, his voice barely concealing his anger.
"Be that as it may-- ugugyerigyiehg" Admiral hood said, as Link disembowled him.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" yelled Chief, running at Link.
Link simply lunged forward and shoved his sword into Chief's head, killing him(obviously).
Link quickly ran out of the room, killing the marines that were guarding the door. As he ran blindly through the ship, slaughtering marines, he thought about what he had learned of flying their ships. He knew that he could easily pilot it home, as long as he could figure out which planet was his.
"Hello," said a guard, as Link ran up to him, and quickly decapitated him.
Link bust into the control room and killed all the marines before they could even fire off a shot.
"Ok," he said to himself, preparing to put in the coordinates for his planet.
"Not so fast," said Cortana, appearing on a small pillar in front of the control panel.
"Yes so fast," said Link, pulling a chip out of the pillar and sucking her out with it.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" yelled Cortana as she was slid pulled into the chip.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" replied Link, setting in a course for Hyrule.
sorry, but I couldn't bare to let it end so fast, and now I'm doing two stories and blah blah blah.
anyway, you get the idea.
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