Ichinai: I hope you like the wonder of a twist!

Gojyo: Twist where! Is a hott girl doing the twist!

Ichinai: no the story has a twist in it

Hakkai: well while they argue ill tell you about the story….

Ichinai: HEY THAT'S MY PARY!

Gojyo: I WANT TO TELL THE PEOPLE ABOUT IT!

Gokku: NO ME!1

Sanzo: I suggest you just read it.

Setting : in a fancy hotel some where in Japan

A read headed yokai sleeps between silk sheets and feather pillows and blankets. He stretched his arms under one of the pillows and pulled it to him, 'warm' he thought to himself.

knock knock

"nnnn…. Who is it?" he grunted in to the pillow.

"Awe, such a sleepy head." came a female voice as the door opened.

"Yaone-chan?" the red head rolled on to his back and sat up quickly. "when did you leave?" he asked as the blankets fell from his chest to his lap, exposing his bare skin

"oh… about an hour ago." Yaone smiled "I went to get some food" she smirked, "after last night I thought you would be hungry"

"That's nice." the red head fell back into the bed, with a weird face, as if he was dizzy.

" Lord Kougaiji?" Yaone looked confused, "Are you al…"

"Don't speak o me so formally" Kougaiji smiled "You can give me a nickname or something."

"Yes Lo… uh Kougaiji." she smiled

"that's better" he sat up " so what kind of food did you bring me?" he asked.

" I brought…" Yaone started but was interrupted when the door broke down.

"I smell food!" Gokku yelled walking over the broken door. "Your going to have to pay for that you know." he said examining the door. He turned around and looked at Kougaiji. "HEY! Cover up the nakedness!" he covered his eyes with one hand while waving the other violently.

"Get out of her you perverted chi-bi monkey!" Kougaiji threw a pillow at him but to his concern it didn't go so far.

"A PILLOW?" Gokku yelled. "OF ALL THE THINGS TO THROW AT ME ………. YOU THROW A PILLOW!" he chuckled. "And you call yourself a yokai."

"Hey Monkey!" a voice came from the doorway "Give the lovebirds their privacy!"

"But Gojyo?" Gokku whined " They have food and wont give me any!" he turned so Gojyo could see his sad pitiful face. "And I'm starving"

"Just come here you little twirp?" Gojyo said with a small smile. "I bet Sanzo will give you some food that you like!" he smirked ' 'cause Sanzo is a gay man' he thought to himself.

" GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND COME BACK HERE" Sanzo yelled "You to Gokku!" he ordered.

" BUT BUT ok fine" Gokku went out of the room willingly

"now where were we?" Kougaiji asked grabbing Yaone's hands and pulling her to him making her drop the bags of food. He pulled her into a bruisingly, deep kiss.

Ichinai: heh heh heh heh heh I hope you liked it cau…..

Kougaiji: I know I did evil smirk

Hakkai : don't interrupt the woman

Ichinai: ok then pleas review and if you have any ideas on how to make my story better pleas feel free to tell me. I can handle any criticism so…… thank you for reading and REVIEW!

!PLEASE!