a/n howde ho! I'm Stargiven! this is my first story I've ever put on this site! any who, uh, yeah. On to the fic!

hey! this is Daniel, and do I have a story for you! Ok. I'll start from the bigining. Sam, Jack, and I were on P4X-630 and the people there welcomed us kindly. as soon as we stepped through the gate we herd everyone calling 'viseters! viseters!' We decided this was a good thing. several people ran up to us and offered to take our bags. we didn't want to offend them, so we gave them to them. they treated us to a feast and then a party. right before the party they offered us some kind of drink. Jack ordered us to 'at least have a little.'

"Goldgja?" one villager asked us.
"yes please." Jack said as he noticed every one else was drinking it.
"Come on, at least have a little. and that's an order." Jack wispered to Sam and me. Noticing the amidiot 'drunk effecs' this stuff had on Jack and Sam, I decided to pass. the party lasted for at least six hours. I decided to follow Jack to make sure he didn't get violent. "Gosh Carter, HIC! you look pretty pritty!" Apperantly he thought he was pretty clever for fiting both of those words in one sentance.
"you don't look too bad your sel-HIC!-f." some one tapped my sholder so I spun around. one of the villagers offered some slime-slug to me but I declined and went to look for my friends. 'where are they?' I wondered. they weren't where they were two seconds ago! uh-oh.
"JACK? SAM?" they weren't any where! until I looked in one of the rooms the people had provided for us.
"oh. uh, Jack?" I winced.
"Hang on Danny I'm a little busy." Sam let out a giggle as Jack continued to press his lips at her ear.
I had to brake them up! they could get court marssaled! but, thier so cute together! plus who could find out if nobody told anyone? maybe after a couple black-mail photos.
"CLICK!" hmm, you'd think they'd at least stop to look at what just flashed... "I'll be in the other room if you guys need me"
"We'll be here." Jack said as I left the room. I'm pretty sure I heard him say right after I left "All night..."

I awoke the next morning to find Jack's shirt on the floor. then his pants. then Sam's shirt. But then somthing that woried me further. Jack's undies and Sam's bra.
"Oh. Crap." I sprinted to the next room only to find a sight I didn't need to see. I decided to let them see what a mess they made by themselves. Then they'd think no one would ever know. (at least until the photos were safly on every hard-ware disk I own)
the next noise I heard was some pants ziping. I quikly dove into bed to make Jack think that I was asleep and no one knew. I heard him sit down on the mattress next to mine. After awhile I pretended to wake up. Jack 'woke up' right after.
"How'd you sleep?" I asked his hidding a huge grin.
"Hhmm? oh, uhh... well. veary well." Jack suddenly grined as he probably was thinking about Sam.
"ah. is Sam up yet?" I asked him smugly.
"uh, nn-I don't know. Why don't you go check?" Jack said as it struck him that if he said no, I would know he knew. (or somthing like that)
"naw, I'm still packing. you look all packed up. Why don't you?" I relise that if I didn't know and I went to see Sam, it would clue me in hugely if she was naked with her clothes all spread in the hall.
"rrriiighttt I'll go do that." Jack scurried up the stairs and I decided to listen in on thier conversaition.
"Sam, Ppss! Sam! wake up"
"COLONEL?" (she saw see was naked)
"shh"
"Wha- why? where"
"Carter, do you remember any thing about last night"
"no, I don't"
"think harder"
"Oh. Oops"
"Yeah. if any one asks, nothing happened. Ok"
"Right. Sir, I"
"Carter! it didn't happen"
"Right. sorry sir. Uh, where are my clothes"
"I'll go get them"
"Thanks." I ran to the room and kept 'packing' so we could leave once Sam got dressed.

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see? see? isn't that the most eye-boggeing thing since the Stargate? oh, Jack's calling me, well, Bye!
Dr. Daniel Jackson

"Hey Danny, wanna get some food?" Jack asked casually.
"Sure... uh, I'll catch up to you, Ok?" Daniel grinned evilly. he could use these pictures for the rest of Sam and Jack's career.
"Naw, I'll wait"
"Ok, in that case I have something to show you"
"Ok, what's up?" Jack asked slightly more worried now.
"only these..." Daniel handed Jack some pictures.
"Wha- DANIEL! You perv!" Jack was fuming.
"can you say black-mail?" Daniel grinned.
Jack stomped out of the room muttering about Daniel and perverts.

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