(A/N) I know, I know. I shouldn't be starting a new fic, I should be posting the next chapter to Peace Never Lasts. I just wanted to see how this would fly. This is, of course, my first attempt at a Yuugiou/Calvin and Hobbs fic, so please tell me what I've done wrong, and I'll see about fixing it in future chapters.

As usual,

\.../ is hikari to yami

/…\ is yami to hikari

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Baby Sitter of Doom

Chapter 1

"Not Roslyn?"

Calvin bounced out of bed on Saturday morning, crying out a jovial "get up, Hobbs!"

Hobbs moaned and rolled over, his tail twitching.

"Calvin, it's too early. Wake me at noon."

"But it's Saturday, c'mon, Hobbs, let's watch cartoons!"

The tiger rolled out of bed and followed the six-year-old down the stairs. As Calvin prepared a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, Hobbs tuned on the TV to watch their cartoons.

As they were witting down to watch mind-numbing cartoons and eat sugar until Calvin couldn't stop twitching, Calvin's mother came downstairs and turned the television off.

"Mom, what was that for?" Calvin whined.

"I need to tell you something."

"Can't it wait?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because it's about the vacation your father and I are taking."

"What vacation?"

"Calvin, the one we've been telling you about all week. Now, Summer vacation just started, and your father and I will be gone for a few months. We were going to leave you with Roslyn—"

"No, not Roslyn! Not the barracuda in the high-school senior suit!"

"—but she won't be able to take you because she says she can't handle the stress."

"Whew!" Calvin had panicked when he heard his nemesis' name, but it looked like he wouldn't be stuck with her.

"We convinced a young man named Ryoh to watch you. He just moved here from Japan. We'll be leaving at noon, and he'll be here around one or one-thirty. Be good, and let him in when he shows up. He's very polite and has white hair."

"Got it, Mom. Let in the polite Japanese guy with white hair. Can I watch TV now?"

"If you must. Oh, before I forget, he also said that he would be bringing his roommate, Bakura, with him. Be good now, I have some last minute packing to do."

Calvin watched his mother go up the stairs before turning on the TV again. He wasn't really watching, though…he was planning. This Ryoh and Bakura would flee in terror from him. Mwahahahahahahaaaaaa!

To be continued…..

(A/N) I know, I know…short. If you like, review. If you don't like, review and tell me what went wrong. And if you're disappointed because the bishies aren't here, they show up in the next chappie.

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