Well, we are back from a small break but we are back with "The Moron Convention" all done

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Here we go

The Moron Convention Part 1

"Hey everyone in crazy snowboard land, this is DJ Atomika coming at you. I hope everyone out there has been having fun out there! Yesterday was competition number 3. Which is also which season this is, of SSX of course. Currently in first Elise is lovin' her gold and bronze medal's. It has been ten days now since Marty was attacked by four members of Mac's Army, Mac has constantly denied ordering it but our friend Inside scoop Johnny has said he has some proof that Mac is lying. But then again you all know Johnny, who is still convinced that Charlie Chaplin and Hitler are the same person, and he believes the great dictator is his proof. So this should be a laugh. Okay this is DJ Atomika coming at you from EA radio BIG, this morning show will be right back!"

Marty swore to himself as he got up. Where the hell was that radio Marty thought. It took him a minute to figure out that he was sleeping on his couch. He stood for a second and looked around.

There was a girl who looked to be 18 in only a t-shirt making eggs. She looked at him a smiled. "Good morning," she said. Then Viggo came up from behind her and started to kiss her neck. Him on the other hand seemed to be wearing just a towel. One of Marty's towels to be more exact.

Then Marty remembered what had happened last night. He jumped up and walked towards Viggo slowly, yelling "What the fuck you pussy, just because Allegra is in your room waiting for doesn't mean you can break into my room to sleep with one of your little whores! If you ever do this again I will kill you, shit, you could have at least used my couch instead of my bed. Now I am going to have to have all of the sheets cleaned. And to think they just came back from the last time you did this!" Marty was steaming, he pushed Viggo who opened the fridge when he fell on it.

Viggo rushed and grabbed a beer from it and offered it to Marty. "I brought some beer man," Viggo said a little afraid of what he was going to do.

"And you are damn lucky you did that or you would have died," Marty yelled grabbing it from Viggo's hand. "Now I have to go to Moby's room. Now if I come back you'd better be gone. Or have a six pack in hand,"

Marty left the room drinking the beer. He walked over the to next room. He saw JP in a leather jacket standing outside the doorway. Inside Moby was standing in a t shirt and boxers with the United Kingdom flag on them. Moby handed JP a bag with white powder in it. "Okay now pay up," Moby told JP.

JP opened the bag put his finger in and then took it out and looked at the white powder. He then dropped the powder on his finger back into the bag. Then closed it. "Will you take a check?" JP asked.

Moby grabbed JP by the collar and lifted him up. "The Fuck? You know how I do business! Cash Only!" Moby nearly yelled. Then he grabbed the bag from JP and threw JP against the wall across the hall.

JP slowly got up grabbing his back which was probably now in pain. "Come on man the nearest bank machine is like ten blocks away."

Moby looked at JP with a very serious face. "Start walking," JP hesitated for a few seconds before walking away. Moby at this point noticed Marty standing right next to the door. "Hey mate what can I do for you?"

"Well I need your mothers hard liquor corn flakes oatmeal recipe. I appear to have lost my copy of it. I was looking for it all of yesterday," Marty said.

Moby nodded his head. "Sure let me just go and get it. Please come in," Moby walked into his kitchen. Marty walked into the suite. He went to the main living area. He then looked over into Moby's room to see a girl sitting up on it with a sheet covering most of her body. She waved at him. Marty awkwardly waved back. He then looked to the other side of the suite to see Mac fast asleep on his bed. For respect for Moby Marty tried not to spit on the floor after seeing Mac. "Oi here you go," Moby said from behind Marty. He turned to see Moby right behind him.

"Thanks Moby," Marty grabbed the piece of paper with the recipe. He then left the room. Walking back into his room he was glad to see that Viggo and that chick were gone. Which made Marty happy until he realized that Viggo still had his towel.

"That fucker," Marty said out loud. He went into his room and was about to make himself breakfast when he looked at his kitchen. Everything was a mess, there were pans all over, the sink was overflowing, there was food all over the counters and floor. "God what the fuck were they doing while they were making breakfast?...ew, great now I will have to hose this down." Marty then walked through his front door and put that "Please Make Up" sign on his door knob.

He walked through the hotel and left through the front door. He crossed the street and walked into a café. He walked to the front counter and ordered "One really big cup of your strongest coffee."

Before the person behind the counter could argue Marty walked to a table with two seats. Marty loved doing that, and he could get away with it because he was a celebrity. He waited a few minutes until a very nervous looking waitress came up to him and gave him a large cup. Then she ran away as if it were a bomb. Marty took one sip and said "Hmmm it's okay, they get to live." Then he gave the counter a thumbs up, they looked at him as if he were an alien. They just didn't get it, Marty thought to himself.

Kaori then walked through the front door and sat at his table. "Hey Marty, I hope you are not still angry at Mac, you know he didn't order that attack." Marty though pretended he didn't hear that.

"Look, you cannot possibly believe him, he is full of bullshit, he hasn't said any true thing to me since this damn season started," Marty said while taking a huge gulp of his coffee.

"Fuck you, your just jealous aren't you? that he is in second place and that he has me," Kaori said. Marty stared at her for a moment. He had never heard her swear before.

"You think it is jealousy! How the fuck is it jealousy? He sent four of his fans to beat me up in an alley, period. Every word he says isn't true, how naive can you be? And for the last time, we did break up, I have no more feelings for you! You dumped me, you fucking threw me out. You could have just broken up with me, but no, not you. You had to crush me, destroy me, now you accusing me of being the one at fault?" Marty yelled crushing his fists on the table.

"You always did this, blew thins out of proportion, blaming everything on someone, you never did try to be nice or believe anything that didn't come from your fucked up head!" Kaori yelled standing up quickly. She strode out of the café, still standing tall and proud.

I hope no reporters are in this room or they would be jumping with joy, Marty thought to himself noticing that everybody in the café was staring at him. He took a sip of his coffee. "Wow this is pretty good."

Before he was done he stood up and left. He walked back to the hotel. He then called for a car and not long after a nice black car drove up right next to him. He got in and it drove away. Marty told the driver his desired destination. It was not long until the car stopped and Marty got out. He walked up and into the building. There was a person at the front desk. Marty walked right passed her. He opened a door and walked in.

"AND Were Back! I'm DJ Atomika the eyes and ears of the SSX circuit. And we have a special guest here. Ladies and Gentleman give your silent radio applause for MARTY!" Atomika screamed Marty's name. Marty was across for him with head phones on.

"Hello BIG mountain! I'm Marty the lord and master of the Marty fan group. Glad to be back for my third real interview here on EA Radio Big,"-Marty

"So Marty we all know about your disappointing semi final what were your comments on that race. Of course the only people who interviewed you after the race was EA Germany. Cause EA Canada only interviews the winners. Or Elise but she is usually the winner. And that is Besides the point." -Atomika

"Very much so. Well after about the fourth session I decided I needed to kick it into over drive if I was going to qualify. So I saw that shortcut and went for it. Unfortunately I was going too fast and didn't see the ice. So I slid off into the powder. Where I lost control and the side of my board crashed into a tree. Of course making me go spinning to the ground. And I was very shaken from that crash and I wasn't able to make up the ground I had just lost." -Marty

"Ah yes that shortcut is a very tricky one. It caused the demise of Seeiah during the Quarter final. As well it almost cost Psymon the silver medal." -Atomika

At this point commercials went for a few moments until it went back to Marty and Atomika.

"AND Were Back! I have with me still Marty! Yours and mine favourite SSX rider Marty don't you think its weird how in all these magazines are only interested in all the different relationships of the different riders." -Atomika

"Yeah when they should be talking about one of their own, a truly great reporter. People listen closely Atomika here is currently going out with this one girl. You may have heard about her or more heard her. The main announcer of the SSX Circuit. Why aren't they in the magazines. She is a lot more interesting then say Griff" –Marty

"Well technically I am not a reporter, and when I am I am more of a fake one but anyway. That's right. I promised her I would never announce it on the air. Of course she never said anything about clarifying it. Ah I am so going to die when I get home." -Atomika

"Yup and it's all going to be my fault. Sorry Claire." -Marty

"But anyway back on topic. You look at all these celebrity magazines. And you have the big movie stars and then you look at the third from last page and there is a picture of Kaori and Mac holding hands. And I just don't get it. F1 has way more viewers and fans. So does soccer, in America, Football is still number 1. So why are you guys portrayed as super stars?" -Atomika

"Oh oh oh oh oh Mac oh yes mac oh oh oh your incredible oh oh oh oh please don't stop ...That's why. You get a female F1 driver and then make her go out with another F1 driver. In Europe it would be cover page everywhere. Relationships are what they want. Things that could involve secrets and rumours. All the other major leagues are all guys. In the NFL you go play the game then leave. The magazines are interested in the drama outside of the game. This is a multi sex league so things like relationships, love triangles, betrayals. Like for example Seeiah is the only female to not be in a relationship with another rider. " -Marty

"Ah your wisdom never stops amazing me. And we probably could have done without the sound effects. Well I guess we should play some music. Here's a little Fatboyslim." -Atomika

The music started to play. The song was only a few minutes until it stopped.

"That was Fatboyslim Don't let the man get you down. And still here is Marty. The most frequent SSX rider to interview here at EA Radio Big." -Atomika

"Really I didn't know that. So I have come here the most amounts of times. Well at least I am number one at something. How many times have the other riders come back? -Marty

"Well you have been here three times not counting that little introducing interview that everyone did. Only two other SSX riders have stopped by. Zoe was one, didn't stay to long though. Eddie has come by once. I realized after the introduction interview I could tell multiple won't be coming back anytime soon. I defiantly knew Mac wasn't going to come back. And that thing you and me did to him didn't help it. As well as Marisol and Elise. Those two are a little to plastic to carry out a real radio conversation. -Atomika

This conversation ran for quite a few hours. Until Marty finally decided to pack it in. He left called for his car. He was then picked up and sent back to his hotel. He got to the elevator and the doors opened. Marty looked inside and saw Zoe and Psymon. Both had their pants off and were going at it strong.

"Oh my God! My Eyes! Holy Fucking Jesus Christ! What The Fuck, Oh My God, What The Fuck Are You Doing?" Marty said looking away and covering his eyes with his arm.

Psymon noticing Marty's presence but not stopping. "Oh hey Marty you coming in?

"No I think I'll take the stairs." Marty said turning around and heading for the stairs. He made his way up to his room and opened the door. Inside he saw the maid making his sheets of his bed.

"Oh sorry eh I am not quite done with making your bed eh," She told him. Marty didn't care he walked over to his couch and took a nap.