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NA- Once again our only reviewer (which really sucks) so here's a big thank you. Also Kaori is supposed to be a little OOC , mainly because, A: Most of her personality is a joke, a fake, she's pre packaged pop without the pop, and she really only lets down the charade when she is with close friends and allies. B: because something big happened between Marty and Kaori, we don't really know what yet, but it changed her and is the main reason of the changes in Marty's life, and she just can't act happy and cheerful around him.

The Moron Convention Part 2

Marty woke up with his Mcomm going off in his ear. He swore to himself and made a mental note not to sleep on his Mcomm. He grabbed it and put it to his ear. "Eddie huh? ... what your outside my room? Open it, it's unlocked," Marty said. He then lied back down on his couch. Eddie slammed open the door and strode in.

"Hey man, we are having a chill party in my room," Eddie said. "Or are you too good for us now?"

"Fine, fine just no weed, you know I gave that up and I am not going to one of your "fun circles" if everyone of you are high," Marty said, "And the reason I stopped going last season was when we decided that we should watch every single psychidelic movie ever made. After I quit."

"Hey man those were cool. Fine no weed, Brodi's not coming either, since he apparently has previous engagements," Eddie said, obviously bored with this conversation. The two of them then left the room and entered Eddie's and Viggo's which were right next to Marty's.

If Marty thought his room was big, Viggo's and Eddie's were huge, or at least it looked like that. It was completely redesigned, with a sort of rave/70's look. Which was very unique. Everything was bright coloured and radiating. There was tons of lava lamps and flashing lights. Marty who hadn't even touched anything in his room was amazed about how much they had gotten done.

They entered a room to the direct right of the door. In the room there was a circular bed that stretched from wall to wall. In the corners there were lava lamps and it looked to be designed by the same guy who designed the plane in the original Austin Power movie.

On the bed, which was obviously Eddie's, had two people on it, one was Allegra, and another was a very beautiful girl who was Eddie's girl friend. Her name was Liz (No one knew if that was her full name or a shortened form of something) After the crash that was Eddie and Elise's time going out. Eddie found this girl after he almost crashed into her while street luging. Elise though was still very protective of Eddie and gave Liz the meanest stares.

"Okay ladies, since Brodi couldn't make it, I convinced an original circle boy (What Eddie called the people who started this) to join us. But Marty is clean so he convinced me to make this clean. No weed, we will save it for another time," Eddie said jumping on the bed. He got out a remote and it started to spin it.

When they first started this, Eddie would bring this large wooden circular table that was three feet high to each hotel room. Eddie, Brodi, Marty and Psymon would sit on it and smoke weed while joking about other things. Psymon stopped not long afterwards. It was two months though till Marty quit smoking up, and a week after that when he stopped coming. Which Eddie was quite angry about.

"So what have you people been doing to keep yourselves busy?" Marty asked, he sat next to Allegra, seeming as though Eddie was quite comfortable lying on Liz while also taking up three quarters of the bed.

"Well I have been trying to get that damned Seeiah out of my room. She is so annoying. She brings home at least two guys every night when she has been partying with Viggo. She sounds like she is having a Wookie orgy every time she does too," Allegra said. Marty just looked at her disgusted. "What? She does!"

"Well thanks for putting that terrible image in our heads," Eddie said. "Then again back when it was the original four. Psymon put a lot worst images in our heads,"

Marty nodding his head. "You have got that right. Speaking of Psymon and bad images. Did anyone see him and Zoe fucking in the elevator?"

"Oh my fucking god they were at it ALL day!" Allegra exclaimed. Liz laughed at this and so did Eddie. Allegra never really did like Liz, but she tried to hide it.

Marty stood up and exclaimed with his arms "Shit, can't people find, I don't know, private places to screw, shit."

"Yeah like this room!" Eddie exclaimed. Marty instantly jumped and tried to get as far as he could from the bed.

Liz laughed hard and Marty yelled "You better be joking! You shit face, seriously I have had enough of this whole fuck craze thing going 'round." Marty shook his fist at Eddie.

"Yeah I was joking man, I haven't done it in this bed yet, ... yet," Eddie exclaimed.

"You see I really fucking hate when you do that! From now on I am just going to stand in the doorway!" Marty exclaimed. It was Allegra's turn to laugh at that as Marty came and just stood in the doorway.

Allegra thought for a second before saying "What is with this whole fuck anything that moves thing everyone seems to be doing. The only guy who I know for a fact isn't fucking anyone here is Jurgen cause he's got a family back home,"

"I ain't fucking no one. Of course its not like I don't want to its just. I don't believe in the JP philosophy about rock star sex. I dunno it just is kind of creepy to me," Marty said.

Liz had a confused look on her face. "Wait what is JP's philosophy about rock star sex?" She asked the group. Allegra also had a confused look on her face. She too had no idea what Marty was talking about.

Eddie of course sighed cause he had to explain. "JP's philosophy to rock star sex is simple. If you have thousands of screaming young women who will do anything to fuck you. Well why don't you. His fan club now has something for the girls called the JP high club for all the girls who have had sex with him. Of course he would only do this when he was single. He did a lot of women during the last season. Seeiah, and even sometimes Moby would do that. This year it is obvious Viggo has also started to follow JP's philosophy,"

There was a knock at the front door of the suite. Eddie got up and walked up to the door. When he opened it there was Kaori. She told him something Marty wasn't able to hear what. After Kaori was done speaking she left the doorway. Eddie came back to the bunch. "Well apparently there was a stabbing at the nightclub so all the other riders have come back here. So their partying in Moby's and Mac's room."

Marty didn't wait to find out what the others thought. He left the room and out of the suite to the hallway. Once out he headed to Moby's room which was open. He walked in to see everyone standing in their little groups. Marty then saw Viggo heavily making out with someone who looked like a super model. The first thought in Marty's head was to warn Eddie not to bring Allegra in here. But right when he turned to go. Allegra and Eddie were standing in the doorway. Allegra with the widest eyes Marty had ever seen ran out of the doorway crying.

This infuriated Eddie. Eddie who looked to be steaming ran up to the couch where Viggo and the girl were. Eddie grabbed the girl and threw her off of Viggo. Viggo stood up to face Eddie. But right then Eddie punched Viggo in the face. Mac came up to Eddie and pushed him. Mac was thinking he was all mighty and powerful until a fist hit his jaw and he went straight down to the ground. Mac looked up to Marty looking down on him. Marty then lifted his foot over Mac's face. At the same time Moby hit Eddie. Then Luther attacked Moby and the whole place turned into a all out brawl.

After the second kick to Mac's face. Marty was about to do his third when Kaori latched onto Marty yelling at him to stop. Marty tried to shake her only to have Mac upper cut his jaw. Marty took a few steps back only to have Mac punch him in the stomach. Then Mac kicked Marty's knee and sent Marty tumbling down to the ground. Mac then started to kick Marty rapidly in the stomach. Marty coughed up some blood. Right then Nate punched Mac in the face which made him go stumbling to the ground. Nate then grabbed Marty and helped him up. The two of them then faced Mac. Nate reached down and grabbed Mac by the shoulder and lifted him up. Then Marty and Nate took turns punching him. Until finally Nate just threw him onto the floor where Kaori quickly rushed to her knees next to Mac. She then started to cry. Marty really couldn't have cared any less.

Marty looked around to see Eddie and Brodi kicking Viggo on the ground. Moby and Psymon fighting off Luther and JP. Nate told Marty then should leave. Marty nodded but before he did he ran up to Viggo and kicked him in the jaw. Then Marty and Nate left the room. They walked into Marty's suite. Nate helped Marty to the couch where he layed down.

"Well I guess you could say that escalated fast. Sorry it took so long to come and help but I had to get Griff out of there. Cause I knew Griff wouldn't live to see tomorrow if he got caught in one of those fights. The kids such a ignorant idiot. He drives me nuts. I got to ask EA Canada if I can come and move in with you. I swear to god that kid sniffs sugar," Nate said.

Marty chuckled only to have a sharp pain in his side. "Yeah I hate that kid to death. Oh by the way there is some scotch in the kitchen,"

Nate grew a large smile as he got up and headed for the kitchen. Once there he got the large scotch bottle and two glasses. He then also looked around for a second until he looked back at Marty. "Hey man you got any smokes in here?" Nate asked.

"Well...I got some tobacco and rolling paper in the upper left drawer next to the fridge," Marty told Nate. "And in case you need a light there is a lighter in the drawer under it," Nate then came from the kitchen with two glasses of scotch and a cigarette in his mouth. He put the two glasses on the coffee table and sat down on the chair across from the couch. Nate then took out his lighter and lit the cigarette.

Nate then thought for a second. "Dude don't you keep your stash in the old cigar case in the drawer with the lighter?"

"Yeah that's where my stash is. There is enough for about three joints in there why?" Marty asked.

"Well I just looked into it when I was grabbing the lighter and it appears to only have enough for about one," Nate told Marty. Marty looked very confused. Jumped up only to have a sharp pain in his side. Stumbling he walked over to the drawer. He opened it then looked into the old cigar holder.

Marty's face then completely changed. "Griff! I am going to kill that little son of a bitch! I bet he has been stealing my weed!" Marty then walked out of the kitchen only to have another sharp pain in the side. "In the morning," He stumbled back onto his couch and laid down.

He then drank his scotch and fell asleep.