TALE III. Drop That Elf Wood!
Senka and Elwood had been walking for some time in a nice quiet forest. Elwood found the quiet to be very relaxing. Senka, however, was incredibly bored. Then she spotted a small stick on the ground. So, she naturally picked it up full of eagerness and evil plots.
"Sweet, I found a piece of wood! And it's mine, all mine! Mwahahahaha!" Senka laughed, hugging the wood close.
"I don't suppose it belonged to a gnome?" Elwood commented, trying to enlighten her. But of course Elwood forgot that Senka was one to take things literally.
"Nah...based on the age of the wood, I'd say...," she said as she started inspecting the wood at all possible angles. "An elf wood. Ohholysweetnessofdoom-it's an Elf Wood! Just like you Elf Wood!" Elwood twitched.
"ELWOOD! And I was jokin-" Elwood tried to reply, but Senka quickly cut him off in her excitement.
"-there's no time for that. We have to sell it! We'll be stinkin' rich!" Senka laughed, thinking of all sorts of ridiculously high prices she could get for it.
"What? I was only-" Elwood said, once again trying to stop her and once again being cut off.
"Come on! We have no time to waste!" She exclaimed and started running down the path. Elwood followed hastily, but suddenly a man jumped out of some bushes in front of them.
"Hey-I heard you talking about some Elf Wood there?" the man inquired suspiciously. Senka held the wood tighter.
"It's mine, back off!" she shouted.
"I'm gunna have to get that from you!" the man yelled back.
"Noooo! RAWRRRRRRRRR!" Senka screamed and started to charge at the man, using the wood as a weapon. The man fought back, and soon it was a full out fight for the wood...
After ten grueling episodes over the wood, it was finally over. Senka stood victorious over the man, holding the wood high into the air.
"Ha! The Elf Wood is mine! See Elf Wood? That's how it's done," she laughed, glancing back at Elwood.
"Wow, and it only took five minutes," Elwood said in amazement after looking at his clock.
"That's 'cuz I'm a pro. Anyway, weren't you saying something about the Elf Wood? You think it's worth millions?" Senka replied as she hopped off the poor guy's back towards Elwood.
"I was joking. It's just wood," Elwood said finally. Senka cocked her head.
"Huh?"
"It's only wood." Senka looked at the wood curiously, trying to understand what he was saying. Then she smiled to him.
"Oh well, at least I got to portray my evil-ness in battle today," she laughed. She quickly tossed the wood out into the dirt and started on her way. Elwood could only sigh...
A/N: It's getting easier to write these out. Yay! I really should be working on other stories...like ones with storylines...but...well...this is more fun...runs away