TALE V. That Really Would Have Been Better Left Unsaid...
"Dot dot dot...," Senka said as she walked up to Elwood, who was relaxing by a lake.
"Huh?" Elwood replied, confused.
"Sweatdrop!" Senka shouted in a panic.
"What are you doing!" Elwood shouted, annoyed.
"I'm narrating my life, said Senka," Senka told him.
"Uh...why?" Elwood asked slowly.
"Laugh. It seemed funny, answered Senka," Senka explained with a huge smile on her face.
"Er, okay..." Elwood went back to looking at the clouds while Senka sat down next to him.
"Hm...Senka is thinking."
"Good, you could use that," Elwood replied, deciding to get up and leave her alone.
"Senka doesn't know what to do." Senka got up to follow him.
"Huh?" Elwood paused to look at her. He just didn't understand why she was so...so stupid.
"bleep, thinks Senka," Senka said absentmindedly.
"AH! TOO MUCH INFO! AHHH!" Elwood screamed, covering his ears as if the worst word in the world had been spoken a hundred times over.
"What's wrong with bleep? inquired Senka," Senka replied, cocking her head and not understanding why he was screaming in agony.
"My thoughts! They burnnnnnnn! Leave me alone!" Elwood shouted back to her, covering his ears more than ever and twitching all over.
"Okay. Senka shrugs and walks off," Senka shrugged and, well, walked off.
"Someone...please...save me...," Elwood cried as he collapsed.
A/N: I don't know why I like this one so much...I just do. I think it's better in script format though. Still. gloom... Anywho, next is a special! Yay!shifty eyes You have no idea how tempted I was to write "'blah blah, Senka said,' Senka said." runs away