SPECIAL I. Why Bleep?
SENKA: Why did they bleep my thoughts? That's so rude!
ELWOOD: They had good reason!
SENKA: But why? What's wrong with wanting to eat toast!
ELWOOD: AHHHHHHHH!
SENKA: No, seriously! What's wrong with wanting to eat toast!
ELWOOD: AHHHHH-! Wait a minute...eating toast? You wanted to eat toast?
SENKA: Yes. I like toast very much.
ELWOOD: So...why was it bleeped?
SENKA: I think its because people are dirty minded.
ELWOOD: but what's that have to do with toast?
SENKA: No idea.
ELWOOD + SENKA: Hmm...
AUTHOR: I LOVE TOAST! IT'S MINE! I WANTED IT ALL TO MYSELF! MWAHAHAHAHA!
SENKA: Ah-ha! So she bleeped it so she could steal it!
ELWOOD: That doesn't make sense-!
SENKA: Perfect sense! After her! CHARGE!
ELWOOD: Why!
AUTHOR: And so I am chased by Senka and Elwood for the toast. Which is still mine. Mwahahahahaha!
SENKA: Get back here!
AUTHOR: Gotta run!
ELWOOD: Wait! Why are we doing this!
SENKA: I wanna (bleep)! Ah darn it, lemme (bleep) darnit!
ELWOOD: What's wrong with bleep!
AUTHOR: Mine! Hisssss!
SENKA: ...(bleep).
A/N: I know, I know...it's not supposed to be in script format...but I'm so SICK of having to rewrite everything when I think it's better this way...so please don't hurt me...I love you, really...(sweatdrop) (runs away)