Title: The Lazy Red-Headed Twins Who Do Nothing
Category: Humor/Poetry
Pairings: Non slash Fred and George
Warnings: None
Summary: The twins elaborate on the things they've never done in NIFTY POETIC FORM! A sequel to 'Never'.
The Lazy Red-Headed Twins Who Do Nothing
We are the lazy red-headed twins who do nothing,
We just sit around all day and watch the others zip around.
We've never had a sleep over
Never had to eat bugs
Never made Percy jump out the window (but we got close once)
And we've never been first to Hogwarts.
We are the lazy red-headed twins who do nothing,
We just sit around all day and watch the others zip around.
We speak at the same time
We've never had our own sentences that were longer than four words
Never had an idea the other didn't have
Never pet a ferret
Never saw when Malfoy the Ferret was shoved down Crabbe's pants
Never saw a Doxy attacked a mob of angry villiagers
And we've never been first to Hogwarts.
We are the lazy red-headed twins who do nothing,
We just sit around all day and watch the others zip around.
We've never gotten stuck at the end of the longest line we've ever seen
We never get any form of good karma
Never got to enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament
Never knew what a calculator was
Never got to drive a real car (unless you count the flying one)
And we've never been first to Hogwarts.
We are the lazy red-headed twins who do nothing,
We just sit around all day and watch the others zip around.
We never loved people for more than a week or two
Never were able to pay much attention
Never were said to be 'misunderstood' for a rude remark
Never got away with testing our products on Ron
Never let the owls out of the owlery during a Quidditch Game (yet)
And we've never been the first to Hogwarts.
Hey...Yeah. I tried, but I don't think I made it as good as I could have.