TALE VIII. How to Take Over the World - Part One
SENKA: I have a secret...
ELWOOD: I have a feeling you have many...do they involve puppies or plushies?
SENKA: Actually, no...
ELWOOD: Oh. Then what is this "secret"?
SENKA: I want..
ELWOOD: ...?
SENKA: I want...to take over the world! Mwahahahaha!
ELWOOD: -.- (sigh)
SENKA: I know just how to do it too.
ELWOOD: Really? How's that?
SENKA: Take notes. Step one-throw a party, gain everyone's trust.
(Elwood begins to write!)
ELWOOD: party...trust...
SENKA: Step two-make them work for me, then set them in denial about the situation!
ELWOOD: work...denial...
SENKA: Step three-have them invite friends!
ELWOOD: "friends", invite...
SENKA: Step four-turn them all into my personal evil squirrel army!
ELWOOD: something about evil squirrels...
SENKA: Step five-conquer the country, then the world! Mwahahahahaha!
ELWOOD: conquer...country, world...evil laugh...
SENKA: ..haha...(cough) so, what've we got?
ELWOOD: How to take over the world...Step one, throw a party of trusted people. Step two, begin to work but be in denial about it. Step three, invite your "friends" to make new friends. Step four, kidnap squirrels for pets and call them evil. Step five, conquer everyone at a game called Country, World...
SENKA: Sounds good to me! Come on, let's get to work! Mwahhahahahahaha!
A/N: This one and the next one is usually the favorite among my friends. I don't know why though...