TALE IX. How to Take Over the World - Part Two
SENKA: Elf Wood, seeing as you're the only one I trust, I invite you to my party. Cyrus will be there too, but I'm not sure how active he'll be...
ELWOOD: I don't really have a choice, do I?
SENKA: No, not really. So, you coming?
ELWOOD: I suppose.
SENKA: Good. Now, I went at got a job at some place claiming to be the King of Burgers...I have completely destroyed that title though. mwahahahaha! And since I denied it being my fault, step one and two are complete!
ELWOOD: Uh...very good?
SENKA: Hm...Now, Elf Wood, I am telling you an official invitation to make new friends!
ELWOOD: Taken gladly if it means we're no longer friends.
SENKA: What the hey. (shrugs) But please wait 'til my speech is done.
ELWOOD: Alright...
SENKA: Now, I have set traps all around so I can catch my pet squirrels...yes, soon I will have the largest pet squirrel collection there ever was! mwahahahahaha!
ELWOOD: Good for you. (thumbs up)
SENKA: Now...I challenge you to a game call Country, World!
ELWOOD: You do know there's no such game?
SENKA: There isn't? Very well, then I've already done it. You know what means...
ELWOOD: Yes, you took over the world and I'm free to go.
SENKA: What? No one said you could go. I said you didn't have to be my friend anymore, but you're still my slav-apprentice...
ELWOOD: Wahhhhh!
SENKA: It's true...
ELWOOD: Arhhh...I hate you...
SENKA: That's the spirit! What were we doing again?
ELWOOD: You were talking about how evil you are.
SENKA: True that! Mwahahahahahaha!
ELWOOD: oi...v.v
A/N: Yeah, I don't like Burger King and yeah, I don't own it. Hehehe...when I wrote this, a burger king near us went out of buisness. It wasn't my fault, I swear! (runs away)