TALE X. Senka VS. Kousuke

KOUSUKE: Are you the shadow alchemist I've been hearing so much about?

SENKA: Yes. And you, I suppose, are the wickedly awesome blade child Kousuke I have been hearing about?

KOUSUKE: Correct.

ELWOOD: Oh dear. This won't end well.

KOUSUKE + SENKA (pointing at each other): I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE!

KOUSUKE: of wits!

SENKA: of skills!

ELWOOD: Why battle?

KOUSUKE: Because she tried to imprison me a long time ago...!

SENKA: You're own fault for being so hawt! Kousuke-you left me even though I loved you! For that you shan't be forgiven!

KOUSUKE: Oh, you really think I'm hawt?

SENKA: Always did.

KOUSUKE: Thanks. You know, you were always kind of cool...

SENKA: Kind of? (twitch) Anyway, I'm evil now. Mwahahahahaha!

KOUSUKE: Cool. I used to be evil. Can I convert back?

SENKA: I suppose if you really want to.

KOUSUKE: ...

ELWOOD: Hey what about the battle!

KOUSUKE: Oh, yeah. I'll ask you a riddle. Get it right, you win. Get it wrong, you both die-I planted a bomb underneath your feet. (evil grin) Do you accept?

SENKA: Sure do!

ELWOOD: ((Wha-! I'm doomed! Senka doesn't have the mental capacity for riddles!))

KOUSUKE: Here we go...Underneath is an orange brown, above a pink purple. The air is quite cool and I am isolated. Where am I?

ELWOOD: What kind of riddle is that! ((She'll never get it!))

SENKA: Well, I'd have to say you're in the middle of the desert at sunset.

ELWOOD: ((I'm doomed...T.T))

KOUSUKE: That's actually wrong. The correct answer would be mars-I never said other planets were off limits. But...since I like you so much, I'll let you live.

SENKA: W00t! .

ELWOOD: Eh! oo;;

(Kousuke and Senka go off on their merry way)

ELWOOD: but...but...

KOUSUKE + SENKA: Come on Elf Wood, hurry up!

ELWOOD: It's ELWOOD!


A/N: Man, we FINALLY got to Kousuke! Phew, I thought we'd never get there...I know I don't own him, so yeah...He's from Spiral by the way...