SPECIAL II. Let's Be Serious Now
SENKA: Many people have complained we're too...
KOUSUKE: easy-going.
ELWOOD: enjoyable.
CYRUS: ...
SENKA: scary. But that's because we're evil, so it needs to be that way. Mwahahahaha!
ELWOOD: Hey-I'm not evil!
KOUSUKE: You became evil the moment you joined us.
ELWOOD: eh! But I joined before you did!
SENKA: Actually no. Kousuke and I were together, but then we had split up. Now we're back!
ELWOOD: Let's try this serious thing though...see how it goes.
SENKA + KOUSUKE: (sigh) Fine...
SENKA: (clears throat) They're coming...(serious look)
KOUSUKE: ...what should we do? They're too fast to outrun.
ELWOOD? Who are you talking about? There isn't anyone coming...!
SENKA: Ugh, I can't do this!
KOUSUKE: Me too!
ELWOOD: You weren't even trying!
SENKA: You didn't give us anything to work with!
KOUSUKE: There's no plot to go on, and our characters are very limited!
ELWOOD: er...(twitch) Fine...then those people who don't like it can just go!
KOUSUKE: You do realize...that if that was true, they would have left by now?
ELWOOD: ...good point...
SENKA: Hey! That means we did this all for nothing! Darn it, I'm going to track 'em all down!
KOUSUKE: Is this the plot?
ELWOOD: Dunno.
A/N: Must get to my favorite tale...argh, why must my favorite be tale 32! (sigh) I'll get there someday...