A/N - The thing about pooping stuff with doctor is a joke from Jack Dee Live at the Apollo.
Check Up
Cameron opened the exam room door. "Okay, Mr. Lewis I'll send this blood sample off and we'll call you when we have the results."
Mr Lewis jumped of the examination bed. "Thank you, Doctor Cameron." Mr. Lewis stepped through the door, almost bumping into House. He looked at House and apologised.
House simply nodded and stepped into the threshold blocking Cameron in. House looked at her with a devilish smile playing on his lips. "Doctor Cameron."
Cameron crossed her arms. "Mr. House, what can I do for you?"
House stepped into the room forcing Cameron to take a step back, he closed the door behind him. "There's a lot you could do for me but for now I'll settle for a check up."
"Don't you have your own doctor you could see? I don't know, maybe even Doctor Wilson?"
House dropped his medical file on the examination table. "Wilson isn't my doctor."
Cameron was confused. "But isn't he the one who fills your Vicodin prescription?"
"Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm gonna let him touch me."
Cameron uncrossed her arms and pursed her lips. "Right, well if you'd just like to..." She patted the examination table. "Pop on up here and we'll get started."
House rested his cane against the table and popped on top. "Why is it that we always have to pop things? Only with a doctor do you have to pop things. I mean it's always pop on here, pop behind the curtain and just pop you clothes off." She picked up his file and looked through it.
Cameron placed his file on the desk top and took out her stethoscope and placed it in her ears. "It sounds more polite than sit here, go behind there and take your clothes off."
"Um, literal and straight to the point. I like it, but anyone could walk in on us." House tilted his head to the side with a suggestive look on his face.
Cameron made a sarcastic laugh. "Ha, that's funny. If you'd just pop your jacket off."
House gave her an unamused smile but complied and took his jacket off. Cameron placed her stethoscope on House's back. "Take a deep breath. And again and this time hold it. And breath out."
Cameron moved herself so she was in front off House and placed the stethoscope on his chest. "You had any chest pain?"
"No. You coming to the charity dinner.?"
"Yes." Cameron removed the stethoscope from her ears and grabbed House's file making notes. "Breathing problems?"
"No. Alone?" He already knew the answer it didn't take a genius to figure out what had gone on between her and Foreman, but he just happened to be a genius.
"No. Your leg been bothering you more than usual?"
House looked up into the air and gave the impression that he was thinking about it. "Um, no. Well I'm sure you and Foreman will have a lot of fun"
Cameron closed the file and looked up at House - she wouldn't bite since that's what he wanted. "Well, everything seems fine, since nothing is actually troubling you."
"Well, maybe you should take some blood just in case. You never know what you might find."
"That would be unnecessary"
"How do you know? You haven't taken any yet."
Cameron crossed her arms only slightly annoyed but more amused. "Mr House..."
"Just House."
"Fine. House. Why are you here, or was my personal file just not talkative enough for you?"
The look on House's face said "busted". "Doctor Cuddy tell you about that?"
"Yes, she did. She also told me that you requested my medical file as well."
"I can explain." House closed his eyes and put on a thinking face.
Cameron dropped her hands to her hips. "You can, can you?"
House opened his eyes and looked at her. "As a matter of fact I can. I was curious."
Cameron started blankly at him. "You were curious. That's it."
"That's it." House said with a nod of his head.
"Okay."
House popped off the examination table and put his jacket back on and he picked up his cane. "Well thank you, Doctor, you've been very helpful."
Cameron removed her hands from her hips and crossed them over her chest again. "Learn anything new?"
House stopped as he opened the door and he turned and smiled at her. "Yeah, you have terrible taste in men."
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