TALE XI. Pray Senka Doesn't Pick Up
SENKA: Hello?
CALLER: Hello, is this Senka the Shadow Alchemist?
SENKA: That is the name on this phone and that seems to be what people call me, so I think...yes. Yes, I am Senka.
CALLER: If you order today you-
SENKA: Wait, what am I ordering? I never said I was ordering anything!
CALLER: Yes, we're offering a special order on spoons and if you order now-
SENKA: Oooh...spoons. I like spoons.
CALLER: Okay...Well, if you order now, you can get a set of ten for only $9.99!
SENKA: Why would I do that?
CALLER: Excuse me?
SENKA: Why would I order a set of ten spoons for only $9.99?
CALLER: Er, well...I'm being paid to do this, so...
SENKA: You know what?
CALLER: What...?
SENKA: Maybe I don't like spoons. Maybe I don't even have $9.99. Maybe I'm an evil genius who's seriously thinking of turning YOU into spoons because I like spoons.
CALLER: Wha...?
SENKA: That's right, laugh it up...But you won't be laughing now! Mwahhahahahah!
(transmutes caller into spoons via phone line!)
SENKA: heehee...Spoons!
A/N: Okay, now I'm going to start copying all the comments I had when I had posted on my web site because I'm feeling lazy...anyway... I don't like telemarketers, but by nature I never say anything mean to them...(sigh) I really do like spoons, and sporks! (I'm starting to think I have a secret obsession with the letter S...)