TALE XII. Pray Kousuke Doesn't Pick Up

KOUSUKE: Hm?

CALLER: Hello. Please donate to the military veterans because...

KOUSUKE: Why would I donate money to a government related activity when they want to kill me? That person would have to be a fool.

CALLER: ...your funds will greatly help those who...

KOUSUKE: Who wanna kill me! Are you listening to me!

CALLER: ...and as a thank you gift, we'll...

KOUSUKE: You'll kill me, that's what you'll do!

CALLER: click

KOUSUKE: Hello? Hello! Hey, you can't hang up on me! I'm one of the blade children!

blows up the phone

KOUSUKE: HA! Oh, shoot...


A/N: Ah, an automated call! I like those, cuz than I can ramble while they ramble. I did that once when the school left one claiming I had been truant. My mom's response? "I hope that's an automated call..." My response? "Me too."
(sweatdrop)