TALE XIII. Pray Elwood Doesn't Pick Up
ELWOOD: Hello?
CALLER: Hello Mr. Sav..in..lax..e...mer...
ELWOOD: Savlaximier.
CALLER: ...Right, sorry. Would you like to order this magizine for only $29.99 a year? That's 12 issues of Anti-Evil Weekly for only-
ELWOOD: Anti-Evil Weekly?
CALLER: Yes, that is right sir. And if you order now, you can have 12 issues for only...
ELWOOD: Hey, wait a minute...!
CALLER: Sir?
ELWOOD: If it's weekly, and the order is for a year...why do I only get 12 issues! That's only enough for...uh...three months!
CALLER: Um...
ELWOOD: I can't believe this! You were trying to con me! You're selling an anti-evil magazine, but doing evil acts to sell it!
CALLER: Er...sorry?
ELWOOD: Oh, alright. At least you apologized. So is the first 12 free or something?
CALLER: Uh, sure?
ELWOOD: That's nice.
CALLER: So...are you going to order?
ELWOOD: Hm...I guess so.
CALLER: Thank you sir! oo (click)
ELWOOD: Hey wait a minute...you never got my information! Darn it...I was hoping it would have an anti-Senka spell or something...T.T
A/N: My goodness, some people have really evil names! Why can't they have simple names! My last name's pretty simple, yet no telemarketer has ever said it correctly...Oh, yeah, the idea of being conned was partly because I'm always suspicious of them and partly proof of why I should NOT be in high math class...