TALE XIV. The Quest for Natsume: Part One

SENKA: CURSE YOU NATSUME! I'LL TRANSMUTE THE GAMES MYSELF IF I HAVE TO!

ELWOOD: You alright?

KOUSUKE: Nastume changed the release date to some game she wanted again.

ELWOOD: What game?

SENKA: The Harvest Moon: For Girls version! They must translate it so I can stop scaring people by yelling out that Karen will marry me! NATSUME, HURRY UP DARN IT!

KOUSUKE: Senka, my friend, please settle down...

SENKA: I...can't...AH! Must...destroy...Natsume...!

KOUSUKE: If you destroy Natsume, then the game will never be made...

SENKA: . . . good point. Then I'll conform them into my slaves and force them to work until the game is complete! Mwahahahahaha!

KOUSUKE: You do that. We'll watch.

ELWOOD: Uh...oo;; All this over a video game?

SENKA: Not just ANY video game! The greatest game ever to be made! The life of a farmer knows no end! Mwahhahahahaha!

ELWOOD: uh...oo()

KOUSUKE: Why don't you play while we wait?

SENKA: . . . Very well. begins to play Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town

ELWOOD: So...video games calm her down, eh?

KOUSUKE: Not really.

SENKA: CURSES! I dropped the cucumber!

ELWOOD: I see...But if this "Natsume" completes the games, will she be somewhat silenced?

KOUSUKE: A little, perhaps.

SENKA: Gimme my milk, you stupid cow!

ELWOOD: Where will I find this so-called "Natsume" that sounds like some kind of japanese dish?

KOUSUKE: Look in the phonebook. I'll join you if you find them.

SENKA: Yes my child...take the egg and speak poor english...haha..hahhaha...mwahahahahahaha!

KOUSUKE + ELWOOD: (sweatdrop)

KOUSUKE: please hurry.

ELWOOD: working on it.


A/N: If you're an obsessed Harvest Moon fan like me, you know what I'm talking about...(BTW, the translated girls version is FINALLY coming out! In like 20-something days!)