Title: I Find You Irksome
Author: Jmaria
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: . . .I own jack and squat.
Spoilers: Season 5, all of Firefly
Summary: Some guys just can't take a hint.
Pairing: FfA #1800 Illyria / Simon Tam (Firefly)
A/N: Don't ask, not sure I could answer if I wanted too.
I Find You Irksome
Simon really hadn't been thinking. River had gone on and on about 'two by two, hands of blue', and then Mal brings a blue skinned woman on board. He remember yanking Jayne's gun Vera from the thugs hands, and doing one of his flying leaps off the stairs.
He shoved the gun in her face, and the next thing he knew, he was flat on his back with her boot on his throat. Jayne was standing over him with Vera cradled in his arms like a baby, Mal was yelling at the woman's companions, and his baby sister was laughing. The blue woman glared down at him, contempt clearly visible in her eyes.
"I find you irksome and insignificant. I do not crush those that are beneath me," she paused. "Not anymore."
"And that would be Illyria. She's a mite touchy, so you might want to tell heroics boy there to keep his gun in his pants," a blond man said laughing.
"Spike, knock it off."
"That heroics boy as you called him, is our doctor. He's easily excited."
"Let's hope his bedside manner's are a bit nicer," Spike replied.