Phil's Story, a phil of the future fanfic

AN: Hi, everyone! First of all, this is my first peice of Phil of the Future lore, so please be nice, haha. Also, to those people who have me on alert: don't be mad! I promise I am working on my other stories! I promise!

I named this "Phil's Story" because I used up all my imagination on the story itself. ; ) Anyway, this is a poem depicting a story I thought would be funny. Or disturbing. Well, a little of both. Let me know what you think!

Disclaimer: If I owned Phil of the Future, would I be writing this tripe? I think not, my friend!

Phil's Story

My name is Phil Diffy,

and though I am old,

I have a story

That needs to be told

I'll spin you a tale,

So come grab a seat

My story is strange,

But very unique

With a family vacation

It started, you see,

We went to the past,

My family and me

A time machine rented

We thought things were fine

And we traveled with ease

Through all different times

Till we came to a problem

That we could not fix:

Stuck in the past, around

2006.

-(Note: yes, I know it's not 2006 in the show...it just rymes so nice...pretend for me, k?)-

We tried all we could,

But we could not go home,

Despite all our tries,

Our ride had blown

So there we were,

Stuck out of place,

In a tiny old town

With egg on our face.

We had to fit in

What could we do?

Dad got a job and

We kids went to school

And though we were angry,

We got by just fine,

Thoroughly lost, but

Having a good time

Pim and I made

Some new "past" friends

Though we still wished

That this would all end

We missed our own time,

But things weren't so bad

I love to laugh now

At the fun times we had

But one thing stood out

During our escapade

There was someone special

Amongst the friends I had made

She was so sweet,

Simple and kind

She knew where I was from,

But she didn't mind

We grew so close,

I could truly say

She was my best friend,

And is, still, today

That's right, for you see,

We made it back home,

But I went back for her,

Soon as I was grown

I met her at a time

(Years ago we agreed)

At the same little town,

And I got on one knee

Though we'd visited each other

Whenever we could

I knew at last that

It would do no good

To try to live my life

Without her by my side,

It was torture, you see,

Loving two different times

I wanted to grow old with her,

Spend life together,

Not separated,

And growing old after

So with a tear in her eye

She gave me a smile

And we knew it wouldn't be

That long a while

'Till we'd say "I do"

And re-start our life

And we'd be together,

With her as my wife

Then, with prayer and tears

We had to decide

Between our two lives:

Live in which time?

Finally we choose,

Although it was hard,

To live in the future

Where I got my start

For us to adjust,

It took a while,

But looking back now

I always smile

It wasn't perfect,

But that was okay,

I knew thick or thin

Together we'd stay

But then a surprise

Came to our home

From a family of two,

To three, we had grown

A bundle of joy,

Wrapped up in skin

So much love inside

We had for this kid

I knew the right name,

Since he was a boy,

After my dear father,

I'd name him Lloyd

And we did our best

To raise him with care

Through all of life's turns,

We were always there

But we were perplexed

As he grew, you see,

For he seemed more like his grandpa

Than my wife or me

His mannerisms

Were just like a mirror

He was in every way

Like him, it appeared

And when we met his girlfriend

It scared us a bit

She was, of course, nice

But more familiar yet

Her name was Barb,

My mother's name

And it freaked us out

How she looked much the same

As I thought to myself,

It occurred to me

The way things had happened

I could finally see

And I wasn't at all

Surprised when I heard

The name of my son's

Child born first

Him and his wife

Called up to say

"It was a boy-"

"Go on, guess his name!"

They had named him Phil

And when I found out

That's when I knew

Without a doubt

Out of all possible things

I could have thought,

My theory was right,

Although I said naught

And when their next child

Was born to them,

When asked my opinion,

I said, "Name her Pim."

So all over again,

I set in swing

My future and past

And everything in-between

So many years later,

When they had bought

A used time machine

From a time machine lot,

I declined their offer

To travel with them

For I knew, of course,

Where their journey would end

But I had something to do

Before they left,

I went up to Phil Diffy

And smiled and said:

"I have a small gift

For you to keep

It was very special

To grandma and me"

With those few words,

I reached out my hand,

Dropped a ring into his,

And said, "Man-to-man,

Someday you might

Have a use for this thing

It don't seem like it now,

But life starts with a ring.

Time loops around, catches

Up to you again,

Just like the ring you

Find in your hand.

So no matter what happens

Keep that ring close!

If bad things go down,

It'll remind you of home.

So no matter what,

Take care of it, Phil,

It don't mean much to you now,

But someday, it will."

My grandson smiled,

Holding the ring,

I knew he was thinking

Of ditching the thing

But I knew he wouldn't

And soon you'll know why

For I smiled and said,

with my wife, "goodbye!"

And off they went

On their time tour

I told my wife at last

That I was sure

"This was too familiar,"

I told her with ease,

"I now have no doubt…

My grandson is me"

And she laughed a bit,

Wrinkling her nose,

"Don't be silly, Phil!

You don't really suppose-"

But I know the story

From both sides, at last,

My future is tied up

Snug with my past

The words my grandfather

Said about that ring

I had now said to myself

About the same thing

Time, it had looped,

And it always will

Two generations,

Both a boy named Phil

The impossible is true...

I am my grandson!

My name is Phil Diffy

And my story is done.

AN: Haha! Didn't see that one coming, did you? I got the idea from an old song, "I Am My Own Grandpa." I really hope you liked it- if you did, or have some constructive critisisim, please do review!