TALE XVI. No Chicken Here!
SERVER: Welcome to Happy Chicken, how may I help you?
SENKA: I'd like some chicken please.
SERVER: I'm sorry, we don't sell chicken before 4 P.M.
SENKA: Huh?
SERVER: No chicken.
SENKA: But I want chicken...
SERVER: Sorry. Can I offer you one of our other great choices?
SENKA: Chicken...
SERVER: Steak? Hot dogs? Hamburgers?
SENKA: I want chicken...
SERVER: I told you, we don't server chicken before 4 P.M.
SENKA: I WANT CHICKEN, DARN IT!
(throws Cyrus at server)
SERVER: Ah! I'm sorry! But we have no chicken for you!
SENKA: Wahhhh!
(transmutes server into chicken)
SENKA: Yay! Thank you very much, I'll come again. .
EVERYONE ELSE: oo;;
A/N: Holy...wow, it's been a long time since I've added more to this! I finally got word so I no longer must deal with the horror of Microsoft Works...(sigh of relief!) This is slightly inspired by Browns Chicken, my fav place to get chicken, and the one time McDonalds wouldn't let us get ice cream because it was before 4 PM. (it was SUMMER and BURNING and it was like THREE-SOMETHING! oO)