TALE XVIII. Senka's Education

KOUSUKE: Senka, did you ever go to school?

SENKA: You went to school until you were 14, after an incident with a teacher. But you went back at age 17.

ELWOOD: He asked about you, not him.

SENKA: Yes, I am quite aware of what he asked.

KOUSUKE: Then why don't you answer?

SENKA: Because my level of education is of no value to such impudent fools.

KOUSUKE: Hey! I thought you loved me!

ELWOOD: And I thought we were friends!

SENKA: Yes Kousuke, I do love you. Elwood, I thought you didn't want to be my friend anymore?

ELWOOD: I changed my mind...

SENKA: Very well-we're friends again.

ELWOOD: W00t!

KOUSUKE: Hey, you changed the subject!

SENKA: That I did. .

ELWOOD: Answer us!

KOUSUKE: If you really are that smart, then it won't bother us at all.

SENKA: . . .

KOUSUKE + ELWOOD: . . .?

SENKA: I was so advanced that...I didn't any education past preschool! Mwahhahahahahahaha!

KOUSUKE: Wha...!

ELWOOD: You're joking, right? ((That explains a lot...))

SENKA: Why would I joke about my own brilliance?

KOUSUKE: Because that's not brilliance, you idiot!

ELWOOD: Don't tell me...you actually think it was because you were smart?

SENKA: I turned out fine, didn't I? I can transmute anything after all!

KOUSUKE: ... v.v()

ELWOOD: oo;; You need to see a shrink...

SENKA: I need to shrink? But I like being tall...

ELWOOD: never mind...v.v()


A/N: Anyone notice how some people who haven't gone to school are still pretty smart? Interesting. Hm.