Title: You Must Believe Me
Author: Jmaria
rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Not mine: Joss and J.R.R. own all. I just like to put them in funny postions and weird outfits and take blackmail pictures . . . er, hehe.
Summary: My Lady, you must believe that I had no intention of . . . .
Pairing: FfA #1117 Kate/Legolas
A/N: I've read the LotR books - my freshman year in high school (which was roughly seven years ago), so we're sticking mainly to the movie verse.
You Must Believe
"Unhand me you foul temptress!" The bearded figure growled, his hands tightly behind his back in her strange and confounding manacles.
"Why do I always get the head cases," Detective Kate Lockley grumbled, her eyes locked on the stout man her partner was dragging over to her squad car. She glanced down at the tall, willowy figure she'd pinned to the ground. "You know, used to be that I got a call to check up on homicides and even a B&E, but now I get the 'sword-wielding' variety. What the hell did I do to deserve this?"
"My lady, you must believe that we would have done you and your men no harm -"
"Can the sob story, buddy. It's illegal to carry concealed weapons, even if you are here for some festival," Kate snapped.
He was good looking in an effeminate way, and Kate preferred her guys to be big and broad. Speak of the devil. Angel was sneaking through the police barricades.
"Kate, Cordy got a vision that -"
"He is unclean. The Valar have cast him from their sight," the blonde man struggled against the handcuffs.
" -that an elf and a dwarf crossed into this dimension. Chaos ensued."
"You know, Angel, I'm really beginning to hate the fact that I ever met you."
"Figured you'd say something like that."