TALE XXII. Penguin Army, Unite!
SENKA: Wah! Now that I have fully recovered, Kousuke and Elwood must be sought!
AUTHOR: Okay.
SENKA: But I don't know where they are, or how long they've been gone.
AUTHOR: Okay.
SENKA: So? You going to help an alchemist out here? You did steal my toast.
AUTHOR: Here.
(a penguin pops out of nowhere)
SENKA: Ah-ha! A penguin! How cute! .
AUTHOR: Have fun.
SENKA: Mwahhahahahaha!
PENGUIN: ()
SENKA: The only way to find them, is to have an army...
PENGUIN: . . . ?
SENKA: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(starts to transmute more and more penguins)
SENKA: MWAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!
(and more and more and...)
SENKA: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
(and more and more and...)
SENKA: -hahahha (cough) I'm alright. ()
PENGUIN 3268: (dances)
SENKA: W00t! Dancing penguin!
PENGUIN 2042: (joins in)
SENKA: Penguin army-UNITE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
PENGUIN 0001 - 9000: (dance)
SENKA: (joins in) La, la la...la la la la...la, la la...la la la la...
A/N: I hate this one, and the next one. They make me silently scream inside. I think it's because I personally can tell I must have still been recovering from illness...they both scream "What the heck?" and it makes me cry. (sulks)