TALE XXIII. Senka VS Penguin 10000056
PENGUIN 0013: WAH! Mommy Senka- Penguin 10000056 called me unlucky!
SENKA: Ah, poor baby...(huggles) How 'bout this-you get me Kousuke and Elwood, and I'll make 10000056 go "poof!"!
PENGUIN 0013: Yay! Okays! .
(penguin 0013 runs off)
SENKA: Now...Penguin 10000056-Come 'ere!
(penguin 10000056 waddles over)
SENKA: I hear you called Penguin 0013 unlucky!
PENGUIN 10000056: meep! Maybe... Meep!
SENKA: I'm going to take those "meeps" as involuntary swears...now, prepare to suffer! Mwahahahahahah!
(starts to tickle penguin)
PENGUIN 10000056: meep! No! meep! stop it! meeeeeeeeeeppppppp!
SENKA: mwahhahahahahahahahaha! Who's laughing now! . . . Okay, I guess you are...but I am too! Mwahahahahahhahaha!
PENGUIN 10000056: (spazzes out) meep...faints
SENKA: No! PENGUIN 10000056! PENGUIN 10000056! Are you alright! ANSWER ME!
PENGUIN 10000056: .
SENKA: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo---
(later)
SENKA: --ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
PENGUIN 0013: Done?
SENKA: yes. I'm glad you arrived, my voice was starting to hurt...You find them?
PENGUIN 0013: Yup.
ELWOOD: He paid us to come.
KOUSUKE: Indeed. Now, why don't you ditch all these penguins?
SENKA: But they dance!
ELWOOD: --
KOUSUKE: Ditch 'em.
SENKA: (sigh) Oh, alright...
PENGUIN 01-100000000000000000000000: Noo! I thought you loved m-
(they go poof)
(awkward silence)
ELWOOD: So...
KOUSUKE: Now what?
SENKA: uh...I have snacks?
ELWOOD + KOUSUKE: snacks! Yay! .
A/N: Oi. Glad those two are done...they still make me cringe for some reason. Their only redeeming qualities is the "But they dance!" line because...I don't know...because they dance...(walks away slowly)