HI PEOPLE! Well, here I am again. Ready for the next chapter? I sure hope so. I tried to make this funnier than the first one but...I don't know, you people decide. PLZ R&R and I hope you enjoy this chapter of "Comedy Clicks!"
Vacation job in Flordia
People of Flordia...prepare for trunk'n doughnuts.
Hello everybody and welcome to "Comedy Clicks!" With your host...Miss Host!
"Hi everybody! How are ya? Welcome to this weeks episode of..."Comedy Clicks!"
Why are we here again! Came a loud voice from behind the stage. Sokka stomped onto the stage with the rest of the gang. "I hate being here! You said we wouldn't get attacked by mutant gerbils!" Yelled Sokka at the host.
"Did you by any chance...try to eat the gerbils?"
"...well we didn't get any food!"
"I gave you people plenty of food! A whole buffet table filled with food curtisy of the comedy click chef!"
"Yeah, you just ate the whole buffet Sokka!" Screamed his sister.
"You ate everything! The fruit, soup, potatoes, chicken, roast beef, EVERYTHING!" Yelled Aang.
"You left us with no food you water tribe peasent!" Yelled Zuko.
"He even accidentally ate the waste band to a pair of underwear." Whispered Aang to the host.
"Where the heck did he get that from?" Yelled the host.
"There were two little girls with some other people that were watching him and they handed it to him and told him it was a "twizzler" I don't even know what a twizzler is!" Yelled Aang.
"Don't forget those marbles that were "supposed gumballs" that he ate." Said Katara.
"And what exactly is "toe cheese?" He ate that too." Replied Zuko.
The host slapped her hand on her face. "UUUHHHHH." "KRISTINE KATHRYN!" (Little monkey cousins.)
"Oh, never mind...now for today's show you will all be going on vacation to...FLORIDA! But one of you will go to work."
"AAAWWWW!" Yelled everyone.
"Good news is it's elastic twizzler cheese boy over there!"
"WHAT?" Yelled Sokka.
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"Welcome to Flordia!" Yelled the host who was in a house on a beach with the avatar cast behind her. "This will be your house now have fun! I'll see you later...oh Sokka, your wake up call is at 5. See ya!" She left.
"You've got to be kidding me."
"Look at the bright side Sokka, you'll get to learn something." Said Aang.
"Thanks Aang...Hey wait a minute!"
"Calm down Sokka. Why don't you look around instead of yell." Said Katara.
"Fine...gdd shi bldda ger funkinin printernana groopa." He mumbled.
"Well I'm going to bed, night guys." Said Katara.
"Night Katara. See you in the morning." Said Aang.
"Night peasants and idiot." Said Zuko.
"What's coffee?" Asked Sokka.
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Katara woke up and went to check on her brother to make sure he was up. "Oh Great!" She walked down the hallway and saw Zuko.
"Have you seen Sokka?"
"No, besides that I wouldn't care where he was or what he was doing."
"True...but he could be cooking something we left out..."
"RAINBOW GIGGLES! Hold on giggles daddy's come'in!" Zuko ran past her.
"I was talking about food he might try to cook and accidentally burn the house down." Said Katara as she ran to the kitchen.
Katara and Zuko saw Sokka in the kitchen. AWAKE! And ready to go!
"When did you get up? Asked Katara.
"Idon'tknowI'vebeenupallnightyougottatrythiscoffeecoffegoodnicecoffeewannamakesomemorecoffee?" He asked holding out a cup.
"What's that on your head? Asked Zuko noticing the hat with straws and bottles filled with coffee.
"IdunnoIfounditbutitworksreallygoodwithdrinkingcoffeenowIcandrinktwiceasmuchatonetime! Wow...that was intense."
Katara and Zuko stared at him. "Are you ok now?" They asked.
"Yeah...I think so...so you make more coffee...I gotta squirt. He left the room and handed the cup to Katara.
"My God...he's finally lost it." Said Katara. "He never had it." Replied Zuko. "You're right."
"Morning guys." Said Aang. "Hey, is Sokka ok? He's going off the porch and the white board says we're not suppose to do that." Said Aang as he pointed to the white board on the fridge that had rules written in red marker.
"We're not?" Asked Katara. They stared at her.
The door bell rang and in walked a man wearing a white shirt with a tie and business pants. "I'm here to pick up Sokka."
"Uhhh...I'll get him." Said Aang as he walked to glass door that led to the porch. "Sokka! Leave the sea gulls alone!"
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(In the car on the way to work. Aka:Sokka+car+business guybun nu nuna nu na.
Bu nun nuna nu nun nuna...ba nu nuna nuna nu...buna nuna nuna nun...ba nun nuna nu nuna...buna nuna nun nun na...gridlock!" Sang Sokka as he banged his hands on the dashboard in the car, while in a traffic jam.
People do this everyday? Drive to work at miles per hour?" Asked Sokka.
"Pretty much." Replied the business man.
"I'd have to kill myself." Replied Sokka. "O CLICK!" I just had a phenominal business idea!"
"They haven't perfected personal jet packs yet for the 8th time." Replied the business man.
"Ok...I have another one! We buy a doughnut machine and put it in your trunk!" Yelled Sokka.
"...Let's go back to the jet packs." Said the business man."
"Hear me out, the next time you're stuck in a traffic jam you pop open the trunk and you start selling doughnuts to all the other drivers!" Yelled Sokka.
"Uh huh." Said the business man.
"We'll call em'...Grid nuts. Trunk Runners...Stop and go Nuts. I got it...Trunk'n doughnuts!"
Silence followed after Sokka's idea. Unfortunately, it didn't last long.
"Bu nun nuna nu nun nuna...ba nu nuna nuna nu...buna nuna nuna nun...ba nun nuna nu nuna."
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Host: "Ok let's see how their vacation turned out...
The prison door to a jail cell slammed.
"I can't believe you Sokka!" Yelled Katara.
"What? I didn't know you needed a permit to sell doughnuts in the middle of traffic on a highway!"
"Maybe if someone didn't try to set the police officer on FIRE we would've been out by now!" Yelled Aang.
"Shutup air boy! Maybe if YOU didn't try to show your monster to the little kids at the beach they wouldn't be in his stomach!"
"I can't believe I'm associated with any of you!" Yelled Katara.
"Hey, YOU'RE the one who "accidentally" water bended a giant wave at the beach!" Yelled Zuko.
"Yeah, you ended up sending 87 people to the hospital, AND got a whale stuck on a lighthouse!" Yelled Aang.
"I told you! When I was waterbending I slid on a jellyfish and sent the wave upward!"
Host: "Well, hopefully after they get out of prison (If they do) we can continue. Other than that thanks for watching people! Tune in next week to Comedy Clicks! Good night everyone!"
How was that? I tried to make it funnier than the first. Plz R&R I want to know how I'm doing. I need to know if that was better than the first! Thanks for reading!
