TALE XXIV. Anti-Long-Hair-on-Guys Association
SENKA: Hm hm hm...ha ha ha...hee hee hee...mwahahahahahahah!
ELWOOD: What's with you?
KOUSUKE: Did you conquer a country?
SENKA: No...
ELWOOD + KOUSUKE: . . .
ELWOOD: What are you doing?
SENKA: Making buttons for the Anti-Long-Hair-on-Guys Association!
KOUSUKE: Clever.
ELWOOD: I suppose this is a bad time to tell you I was planning to grow out my hair?
SENKA: Fear my wrath!
(starts throwing buttons at Elwood)
INUYASHA: Hey, who are you?
SENKA! ((long hair! (twitch)))
ELWOOD: RUN!
KOUSUKE: Ah, he has a sword...he'll be fine.
INUYASHA: Hey...(sweatdrop) Why are you looking at me like that...?
SENKA: (pulls out scissors) Must...cut...hair!
INUYASHA: Eh! Wind scar!
SENKA: Rawrrrrrrrr! (comes charging with scissors)
INUYASHA: It didn't work!
SENKA: Rawrrrrrr! (enters slow-mo running)
ELWOOD: Quick, run while you still can!
KOUSUKE: Hm. He's doomed.
(later)
INUYASHA: What did you do to my hair!
SENKA: Yay!
INUYASHA: I'm gunna kill you! (beats up Senka)
SENKA: - yay! (falls unconscious)
ELWOOD + KOUSUKE: (sigh)
ELWOOD: So...you gunna go now? She might chop off more.
KOUSUKE: I used to have long cool hair. Look at what she did to me. Better get out of here.
INUYASHA: What! Like I care. If she starts coming, I'll beat her up again.
KOUSUKE: So where are you going?
INUYASHA: I...need to find Kagome!
(runs off)
ELWOOD: . . . You never had long hair, did you?
KOUSUKE: No, I just wanted to see him run.
A/N: This was one of those tales that was in my head for a long time and then FINALLY got into the story. This is one of the few to have a comic page of it. However, this is also the only comic page that will never be shown simply because Elwood's hair does not have the swoosh. That's how old it is. And actually, I'm starting to warm up to guys with long hair...it depends on the character now.