Title: Worst Idea Ever
author: Jmaria
rating:
R-ish
Disclaimer: Do I have the big bucks? No, I have no bucks. .
. so I don't own them. Just so we're clear here.
Summary: This
idea might cost him his life.
pairing: FfA #719 Xander / Jill Valentine (Resident Evil)
A/N: As a Jill, I like how Valentine kicks ass. Nearly every Jill in any movie/book/tv show is either vapid, bitchy or whore-y. They get killed off, they try to do everything with two legs, or they're just plain stupid. Now, Valentine may have her bitchy/ho-y moments, but she's smart and kicks ass. End my rant. Set during Resident Evil: Apocalypse
Worst Idea Ever
Xander Harris had made a few bad choices in his life. His latest one might end up costing him his life. He'd been crossing the country looking for newly activated slayers on one of Willow's missions. One minute he was cruising along the freeway, and the next thing he knew he was pulling off into a decent sounding city by the name of Raccoon City to get some breakfast.
Then hell broke loose, and people were dieing, and the next thing he knew he was running away from flesh eating zombies. These weren't the devil-may-care rebel zombies he'd pretty much laid waste to in high school. Now he was being contacted by a mysterious man on one of these weird phones to find his little girl.
"The White Knight rides again," Xander had murmured, making his way through the zombie infested streets in the 'borrowed' SUV he was driving, now that his other car had been totaled.
When he got the grade school, he realized he'd already been beaten to saving the girl. Especially when the gun got shoved in his face.
"Who the fuck are you?" The woman - in a very nice outfit - demanded. There were four other people with her, including the girl the good Doctor had contacted him about.
"Xander Harris, I'm here to save the day?"
Yup, stopping here had to be the worst idea he'd had to date.