TALE XXIX. AlliKat's Missing Pants
ALLIKAT: Ahhhhhhhh! I'm missing my pants!
SENKA: ...You're wearing shorts. Why do you need pants?
ALLIKAT: Because pants rock!
SENKA: No...
KOUSUKE: Face it, we're all wearing pants...
ELWOOD: It's true! Even you!
SENKA: Eh! Albel didn't wear pants, and neither did Cyrus!
ELWOOD: That's why we're going to find them.
SENKA :oh...
ALLIKAT: My pants! I want my pants! Senka, you stole them!
SENKA: I did not!
ALLIKAT: Oh, you horrid pant stealer! Gimme my pants!
SENKA: I didn't take your pants!
ALLIKAT: sure...sure...
ZOSUKE: She didn't take them.
RAZUKI: Right, but I think we know who did.
ZOSUKE: Yup, yup!
ALLIKAT: Eh...? (sees Sraxek)
SRAXEK: ...what?
ALLIKAT: You pant stealer! Gimme my pants!
SRAXEK: Huh! (looks down-is holding her pants!) Eh! Uh, okay, I admit it looks bad, but I didn't take your pants...
ALLIKAT: Yes you did and I want em back!
AYUMU: I'd give her her pants if I were you.
SRAXEK: I didn't steal 'em!
ALLIKAT: Give...me...pants...
SRAXEK: Ah, here! (throws pants) (runs away)
ALLIKAT: Yay, pants!
AYUMU: Now what?
SENKA: Aren't you going after him? He stole your pants...
ALLIKAT: Oh, I will...mwahhahahahahahaha!
(runs after him)
SENKA: Only I can evil laugh...
KOUSUKE: It's okay...(pats on head)
SENKA: But-
ELWOOD: Let's go. We need to find Albel and Cyrus, remember?
SENKA: But-
AYUMU: They'll catch up.
SENKA: Kay...
A/N: Sadly, this was based on a true event. I came downstairs one morning to find my sister ready to attack me because her pants were missing and apparently it was my fault. I inisted I didn't, and she didn't believe me...until she found them sitting on a chair. (sweatdrop)