SPECIAL III. This is an Informative Commercial
ZOSUKE: And now, time for commercials! We'll be back after you hear from us being sponsors!
RAZUKI: idiot.
ZOSUKE: Yayyyy!
SRAXEK...hurr-ah.
RAZUKI: ...OO ((not you too!))
COM. 1
ELWOOD: I am not an alchemist. (surrounded by randomly transmuted junk)
AYUMU: I am not an architect. (house falls down)
ALLIKAT: Ooo! Ooo! I am, I am!
AYUMU: Kay...(pushes her off screen)
SENKA: I am the best thing ever to happen to the universe! Ha! (world blows up)
KOUSUKE: We know you aren't. That's why there's Farming Insurance, to help you get on with your life.
AYUMU: Hey, you're the one who bombed the houses! It's your fault to begin with!
KOUSUKE: Shush, I'm trying to get them to trust me.
COM. 2
(goldfish crackers music plays)
SENKA: Goldfish crackers, goldfish crackers! Yummy for me to eat!
(grabs the floating goldfish crackers
GOLDFISH CRACKERS: Noooo!
SENKA: Mm...(eats them)
(eyes camera suspiciously)
SENKA: No, they're mine! Back off!
(destroys camera)
COM. 3
ELWOOD: is so easy to use, Senka could do it.
SENKA: That is not cool man!
ELWOOD: I'm sorry.
SENKA: You should be! After all, I have the highest IQ ever, so that's descrimatory to all unintelligible beings!
ELWOOD: ...right. Sorry.
SENKA: I quit! I can't work with a company that apologizes! leaves
ELWOOD: Well, then...sweatdrop
COM. 4
KOUSUKE: The drama is real-blade children wrecking havoc and Senka joins their viscous group and helps them in crazy insane world domination with free snacks. Yes, the drama is real, the pain is real-but it won't save you any money on car insurance.
SENKA: Uh! Jerk!
KOUSUKE: What?
SENKA: Why can't you help me save money on car insurance!
KOUSUKE: Uh...
SENKA: I'm leaving! (leaves) (comes back) Again! (leaves again)
KOUSUKE: ...er...Geiko rocks? (sweatdrop)
A/N: Does anyone even remember the commercials I based these off of? Ah well. My computer is starting to hate me now, so this is the last one I'll upload for today...but be excited, for the next tale has my friend, "Exploding" Greg!