AN: Thanks for the reviews, you guys! Nice to know someone likes me... anyway, I want to see some more reviews! Also, shameless self plug, check out my two new dragonball z stories. They're really cool, so say my three reviews. making me the man..... anyways... heres chapter 3. And quick warning, if you like Pokemon, turn around right now. You don't want to see this.

One of those stupid cities- Pokemon World- 2:40 PM

Ash, Misty, and Brock were sitting in a bar. Brock was drunk and hitting on every girl in sight. In other words, not much different then every other day. Ash sighed.

"Awww. this sucks. Brock, I can't even drink.... and theres no way I can get into a pokemon battle in here!"

Misty shook her head. "He's an idiot, but he's right! This place does suck. I can't find a good looking man anywhere in here!"

Brock's face became thoughtful for a moment, then he shook his head.

"Nah... not drunk enough. But listen guys, just hang out a little longer. Lemme just catch a babe and we can go."

Pikachu rolled his eyes.

"Pika Pika... (Lots of people use these parentheses to take wild guesses as to what Pikachu means by 'Pika Pika', and after months of grueling research, I have found out that 'Pika Pika' means, "Im a dumb little bitch, someone end my life, PLEASE!" So feel free to insert that wherever you see 'Pika Pika')"

Ash shook his head.

"You might be a little bitch, we can't kill you, you're my friend!" He proclaimed with a cheesy grin. The dumb pokemon theme began playing in the background.

Pikachu began slamming his head into the bar.

Suddenly the walls crashed in. The Pokemon trainers turned their heads and saw Bowser come crashing through the walls.

"Bowser?!"

Bowser laughed maniacally as he strutted towards Ash. "You, little kid. You have any Pokemon?"

Ash jumped up. "Of course I do! I'm the best trainer in the world!"

"Except for all the trainers that actually evolve their Pokemon....." Brock grumbled.

Bowser growled. "Maybe one of them is the one those ghosts told me about. C'mon kid, show me what you got!"

"You got it! Pikachu! Thunder Shock!"

Pikachu looked at Ash with a face of disbelief. "Pika pika..." Then the rat turned around and ran.

"Pikachu!!!!! Come back! I thought we were friends!!!!"

Bowser cleared his throat. "If you are done crying like a 3 year old...?"

Ash snapped his head back around. "I'll make you pay! I choose you, Clefairy!"

Ash threw a small red ball onto the ground, and sure enough, out popped a strange little creature. The young Pokemon trainer laughed.

"Clefairy! Metronome attack!"

Clefairy preformed the metronome attack, which produced a random move.

Bowser was hit with a small ball of flame. It was barely noticed.

Ash screamed. "It had no effect!"

Bowser rushed forward and took Clefairy's head off with one bite.

"Ahhhhhhhh! Clefairy!"

Clefairy's headless body dropped to its knees. Bowser looked around, hoping to see a warp pipe appear, signifying that he had accomplished his mission. None came forth.

"Crap! Send me another Pokemon kid!"

"Y..you...you monster!!!!!!! I choose you, Bulbasaur!"

Out of the next ball popped a small green plant like animal.

"Bulbasaur! Use your vine whip!"

Out of the small bud protruding from the animal's back came a long vine. It snaked forward at an incredible speed and slammed against Bowser's shell. Bowser threw his head back and roared.

"Is that it?"

He threw open his mouth, and a huge flame erupted out. Bowser's flame breath burnt the Bulbasaur into ashes.

"No!!!...........Bulbasaur!!!!!!!!! That's it! I've had it!!!!!!!!!"

The next several hours went by, with Ash unloading all of his Pokemon at Bowser. Bowser methodically destroyed each one. Eventually Ash was down to his last Pokemon. He was practically in tears.

"This is it. Jigglypuff, I choose you...."

Ash dropped the ball on the ground, his spirit broken. A round creampuff of a Pokemon jumped out, holding a microphone and dancing around.

Bowser's jaw hit the ground. "They couldn't have meant this one... could they?"

Bowser walked forward to destroy the little creature when Ash shouted out "Use your sing attack!"

Jigglypuff began signing into his microphone. A high pitched cry erupted out, making Bowser stop in his tracks. He stumbled around groggily, and then fell shell first on top of Jigglypuff. A satisfying 'splat' sound came from underneath. Ash nearly threw up. Bowser sat up, the insides of his head spinning. Ash took his opportunity.

"He's stunned! I won't let your sacrifice be in vain, Jigglypuff!" A Pokeball hit Bowser on the side of the head. Bowser slowly turned towards Ash.

"What the hell was that?"

"W....wh..what? How come?..... You were supposed to be captured....."

"I'm not one of your dumb Pokemon, kid!" Bowser growled as he began advancing on Ash.

Ash slowly stepped back a few times, then turned around and ran. Bowser dropped into his dashing position and took off, sparks flying as he shot after the young Pokemon trainer. While he chased him around, a green warp pipe appeared near the bar. Bowser noted it, but decided he had slightly more pressing matters to deal with first.

AN- Im glad I am seeing some reviews. Keep em coming! Ill have the next fight out in a day or two, but be prewarned, it's really short. Remember, the more reviews I get, the more inclined I am to update faster. Bribery? yes. Cajolery? yes. Fun? you betcha. see ya soon!