AN: This match ended up going a little longer than I had thought, thanks to a tangent that just jumped right out of my head. So once again, I don't own any Nintendo characters, and I don't own the Aqua Teen Hunger Force. And, another warning,(notice there is one every chapter?... oh well) if you happen to like Christianity in any way, Im really sorry. Just deal.

Peach's Castle- Mushroom Kingdom- 8:44 PM

The green warp pipe that signified the start of a battle protruded from the ground. Next to the pipe, a green clad warrior holding a blue ocarina appeared. The hero of time straightened out his clothes and cracked his neck. He looked at the pipe, scowled, and kicked it. The pipe vanished quickly.

Link pulled out the Master Sword and held it above him. Even with no sun, the sword caught some light and glinted. A slight 'ting' sound effect was heard.

It's good to be the hero of time...

Link grabbed a wandering person and pulled him close.

"You! I need you to mark my map!"

The man stared at him with wide eyes. "W...Where?"

Link shoved the map in the man's face. "Anywhere... it doesn't matter, I don't look at the thing anyway. It's just the principle of the thing. Whenever you save a princess, you have to get a townsperson to mark your map."

The shaken man had found an opening and grabbed for it. "If you are looking for a princess, the castle is right over there..." The man pointed at Princess Peach's castle. Link's eyes lit up.

"Really?! Do you know of any secret entrances?"

The man stood still, staring unbelieving at the strange hero.

"Umm.... How about the open front gates?"

"Aha! That evil wizard will never expect a frontal assault! Here I come, Gannondorf!"

Link dropped the man, unsheathed his sword, and charged straight towards Peach's castle, screaming the whole way.

The man scratched his head, coming out of his daze. "... what evil wizard?"

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Front Gates of the Castle- Mushroom Kingdom- 8:51 PM

Two Toads were strolling out of the castle, chatting and laughing. Link's expression became one of horror.

"Is this Gannondorf's evil magick? These creatures are even more vile than the redeads!"

Link ran forward with his sword drawn. It's at about this time that we should look in on our friends, Master Shake, Meatwad, and Frylock.

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The Aqua Teen's House- Somwhere on the Jersey Coast- 8:51 PM

"Well, Meatwad, I hope that clears up all your questions."

"Damn Frylock, what the hell do birds and bees got to do with takin a fly girlie home from the club?"

Frylock stuttered, "Well, ummmm, that is, you see... the bees, well.... They have stingers, and...."

Suddenly, Master Shake came running into the room. Both of his palms had red holes, clearly drawn with marker.

"I have seen the light! A burning bush has spoke to me!"

Frylock looked out the window. All of the lawn was on fire.

"Aw, hell no, Shake! What have you done?"

"It wasn't me!"

Shake dropped his lighter.

"Ummm.... Yahweh did it. I swear! He said so!"

"Shake, I see the lighter."

"You see, Frylock? It's because of people like you questioning religion, that this world is as messed up as it is!"

Frylock sighed. "Shake..."

"Yahweh spoke to me in a dream! I am the messiah! Look!"

Shake held out his hands. "See? The stigmata!"

Frylock shook his head. "That's magic marker, Shake."

Meatwad's eyes narrowed. "I knew you took my marker! I best be gettin my marker back, fool. I'ma mess someone up if I don't get my fix."

Shake threw his hands up. "I am the son of the Lord! I demand a sacrifice!"

"Shake, Christianity doesn't demand sacrifices!"

"Oh, don't they?"

"Shake...."

"Call me Jesus!"

".... Jesus...."

"Call me Master Jesus!"

".........Meatwad, get the cross ready."

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Peach's Throne Room- Mushroom Kingdom- 9:00PM

(Sorry, I'm not writing the death scenes of all those poor Toads. Use your sick, twisted imagination if you need to see this travesty so badly.)

Link rushed into the throne room, soaked red with.... ketchup (AN-deal with it). He looked up and saw Peach. He straightened up.

"Wow. You smell terrific."

Link shook himself out of his swoon.

"Princess, I've come to save you! Where is Gannondorf?

"Gannondorf? He isn't here. The wizard is in another castle."

"What?"

Peach shook her head. "Sorry, old line."

"So if Gannon isn't here, why am I saving you?"

"Saving me...? Didn't the ghosts explain what was happening?"

"Oh, those guys? Well, if you've heard one ghost, you've heard them all. Go save the princess, destiny, courage, blah blah blah."

"So you didn't pay attention?"

Link shook his head.

Peach pulled out her frying pan." Link, you must fight me."

Link's eye twitched.

"Fight....princess?....but...., I'm, supposed to.... Save princess.... But...., not...my.. princess, so... I ..."

Link's eyes crossed as Peach brought her frying pan down on the back of Link's head.

"Sa-weet!"

AN-yea, so it was a lot longer than I thought. And I know I said I was gonna try to hold out till I got more reviews and all, but I had this inspiration, and I needed to get it down before it flew away. But this changes nothing! (Puts on stern face) No more chapters till more review! Hmphhh. (Not very convincing, was it? Damn)