AN- I know this chapter took a while to get up, and yes, I'm aware that it is absurdly short, but I had a fight with writers block that I barely won, and I'm doing like 4 other fictions at the same time, and I'm writing a book, and I'm drawing a comic book, and I'm playing six different video games at once, and I go to school full time, and I work full time. So freaking sue me, okay? I don't own Nintendo, and I don't own grey pupon.

Falco v Pikachu

Ummm... somewhere- Out in space- 3:53AM

Falco was humming as his favorite song came on the radio. He turned the volume to full blast and all that could be heard in his cockpit was the intensely loud voice of Britney Spears.

"Oh yeah! Hit me one more time is right! Sing it, sister!"

The three ghosts of Nintendo pulled up alongside of Falco's foxflier and tapped on the window. The sound was lost to Britney. The second ghost began waving wildly. Falco finally noticed them and rolled down his window. Before the first two ghosts could say anything, the third ghost blurted out, "Do you have any grey pupon?"

Falco shook his head no. "No, I wiped." And rolled back up his window.

The first ghost slapped the third on the back of the head. "Nice work, dick!"

"Don't you remember the commercials, man?"

Suddenly the second ghost's face lit up. "Wait a minute! We're ghosts! Why are we hanging out out here?"

"Oh yeah!"

The ghosts all entered Falco's cockpit. The third ghost covered his ears and screamed. "Ugh! Britney Spears!"

The first ghost shut off the radio. Falco looked around wildly. "Who did that?"

The second ghost raised his hand. "That would be us, bird brain."

"Who said that?"

"Us! We're these ghosts that have to tell you about a tournament."

"Ghosts? Tournament? What the hell sort of sense does that make?"

"It doesn't have to make sense! We're ghosts! Just listen! You have to land soon and fight this Pokem...."

"Ha! You voices think you can trick me by giving me a mission? I remember you guys! Well, I'm not doing any more dumb things just because you voices in my head tell me so." Falco grinned. "I won't fall for that again! Besides, I still have the pills I used to shut you guys up from last time!" Falco reached into the glove box and pulled out a prescription bottle of pills. "these babies shut you up real quick last time, remember?" Falco began laughing insanely as he popped several of the pills.

The ghosts all looked at each other, not sure of what to do next. The third ghost opened his mouth. "Dude, just listen..."

"You guys have gotten stronger! Not even the pills are working! I will have to use my ultimate technique!"

Falco stuck his fingers(Wingtips?) in his ears and began chanting "I can't hear you I can't hear you" over and over. The first ghost slapped his forehead and groaned.

"Fine! We'll do this the hard way!"

The ghost reached into the foxfliers engine and began disconnected wires. "I'm sure he doesn't need these!" He continued to pull out wires until the ship spun out into a nosedive, smashing hard into the planet below. "Now the dumb bird will have to fight!"

Out on some field somewhere-Pokemon world-4:00AM

Pikachu had been running nonstop for the past day since Bowser had attacked. Up ahead, he saw smoke and a crashed plane. A strange blue bird was pacing back and forth angrily, muttering to himself.

"The voices have become too powerful! What am I gonna do? I'll have to up my dosage, of course!" Falco opened up his bottle and poured the remaining pills down his throat. His eyes crossed for a second, and when they refocused, they noticed Pikachu.

"What the hell? How many of these things did I take?" he wondered, looking at the bottle.

"Pika Pika?"

"End your life?" Falco asked, conveniently understanding Poke-babble. "I guess I could do that for you." Falco pulled out his blaster and began shooting the little yellow pokemon while shouting out, "Die imagination rat, die! I'll make you voices wish you were never born! Hahahahahahahahahah!"

AN- .....yea..... I think I'll end the insanity here. Don't no one get mad at me, I don't hate Falco, I just could totally see him being a basket case. You can get mad about Pikachu though. He's a piece of shit.