AN- Yay! No one has reviewed! Except for that chris guy. But he doesn't count! So, I will punish you all for not reviewing. Now, you face the wrath of..... another chapter!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha.......ha....heh...... yep.... It's funny, huh?........sigh. Oh well, enjoy your punishment.

The Clinic- Brooklyn-3:08 PM

Kirby sat in the waiting room of the clinic in Brooklyn. He sighed, as he was bored, and there were no cool magazines for him to read. Three ghosts had come to him and told him that he had come down with ultrasyphalarangeditus.... and an ear infection. Apparently, the only known doctor who could cure this disease was based in this clinic. Kirby turned as the nurse called out his name.

"Kirby? The doctor will see you now!"

"Finally!" Kirby jumped out of his seat and walked down into the room he had been directed to. He stepped inside and sat on the little cot. Suddenly a thought dawned on him. "Waitaminute! I don't have any ears!" As he exclaimed this out loud, the lights all shut off, and the door slammed shut. Two evil red eyes glowed in the darkness, half scaring Kirby to death. Then from nothingness, came an evil laugh.

"(Cheesy Charles Martinet laugh) ha- hah!You have-a fallen into my trap-a! Now, you will-a die-a!"

Kirby screamed. "I thought you said Mario and Luigi wouldn't use the dumb Italian stereotypes!"

Klyde, the author, loomed down from his keyboard. "This is true, but at the moment, I am REALLY sleep deprived. And technically, Dr. Mario doesn't count as Mario! In fact, five seconds ago, I decided that Dr. Mario is actually Wario in disguise!"

Kirby gave the author a sideways look. "....okay. Look, do us all a favor and don't ever write until AFTER you've gotten some sleep. Okay?"

Klyde shook his head no and slammed down a steel shutter over the magickal portal thingy that had been connecting the fanfiction world with his weird no sleeping make believe world at the computer screen.

Kirby's jaw had fallen. By this time, the lights had come on, and Dr. .... Wario, had been waiting impatiently for Kirby to stop talking to the wall. "Are you-a finished-a?"

Kirby nodded silently.

Wario rolled up his sleeves. "Good-a."

He swung his fist forward, slamming Kirby into a wall. Kirby set himself on fire, rushing at full speed in a flame dash. Wario took minimal damage, laughing as he shrugged it off.

"You can't-a beat me-a! I'ma Wario!"

Kirby pulled out his sword and jumped up into the air. "Final Cutter!" he screamed as he dropped the sword down at Wario. Wario shot his fist up and shattered Kirby's sword.

Wario laughed even louder as he picked Kirby up and threw him out the window. "Hah! Now you will fall-a out of bounds-a!"

Kirby smiled as he slowly flew back into the window. Wario growled. "I may not even-a be in this-a game-a, but that-a can't be-a fair-a!"

Wario beat Kirby up some more, to the point of jumping up and down on him violently. "Hah! Now youre-a at 500-a percent-a! Take-a that!" Wario picked Kirby up again, and with considerably more force, threw the puffball back out the window. Wario laughed to himself, gloating over his victory. This went on for several moments, and slowly but surely, he heard a panting sound. Kirby floated in through the window again, this time considerably more winded. Wario looked at the pink cloud with disbelief. "How can-a you do this-a? How-a do I beat-a you?" Kirby simply did his annoying little "hiiiiii!" taunt. Wario pulled at his hair in frustration.

Suddenly a strange voice filled the room.

"Aha! Gotcha!" Tom Hanks stepped into the room. "For shame, Abagnale. You're back to pretending to be a doctor?"

Wario looked around nervously, and then pulled off his mask, revealing the face of Leonardo Dicaprio! "Carl, how did you find me?"

Carl Hanratty shook his head. "I lost the trail four months ago. But then you sent me that note, saying "Im pretending to be a doctor in Brooklyn, catch me if you can. Seriously, cause im lonely and bored."

Frank Abignaile Jr. shook his head. "Oh yeah! I've missed you, Carl!" Abignaile, or Dicaprio (with only his head revealed, and the rest of his body still the size and shape of Dr. Wario, somehow) turned around without warning and bolted out the window. The sound of a ko rang out, and Kirby was declared the winner. Seconds later,. Carl Hanratty (Hanks) ran out after him, and another ko sound sung.

Kirby stood stock still, completely dumbfounded, looking at nothing in particular.

"I... I really hope the author gets some sleep soon."

AN- Well, that was interesting, wasn't it? Ummm, if I lost anyone with the Hanks and Dicaprio part, you probably haven't seen "catch me if you can" a flick staring both of them. It's an awesome movie, even if you hate Dicaprio. Believe it or not, this chapter will actually make some sort of sense if you see the movie. (But only some sense. Not a lot.... Actually it'll probably still sound insane. Oh well.) But hey, this should get you guys reviewing, even if only negatively. This is what happens when you don't review people! This is your punishment!Besides, I never understood how they could have Mario and Dr. Mario together. IT DOESNT MAKE SENSE! and now, it does, thanks to me! It was Frank Abiginale Jr. Pretending to be Wario pretending to be Dr. Mario to make some money! Now review, and the next fight will be better!

Next episode: Luigi v. Captain Falcon!

Stay tuned!