AN: First things first, because I beg for reviews so much, I would like to thank Lemurian for giving one to me. The whole point of writing a fic is to get reviews. It means a lot. So thank you to you, and also thank you to all of my other loyal fans (I do have loyal fans, right?). I know I'm not updating very fast, but I am hard at work with my other fics, so please, patience. Anyways... on with the battles!

Death Wind- F-Zero Circuit- 4:00 PM

"Almost there! Almost there!" Captain Falcon stepped on the accelerator, trying like hell to achieve the new record on his current track. He leaned into the next turn, ready to claim his record.

Several turns ahead of Falcon....

A warp pipe grew out of the ground. Almost cartoonish-like, the pipe seemed to pull back and spit out a tall, skinny man in green. He landed on the ground with a thud and wildly looked around. He was on some sort of racing track, and the wind was blowing like crazy. Suddenly, he heard the sound of an extremely loud racecar, and the sound was getting closer...

Back with Falcon...

The next turn went by like butter. "Yes! I've actually got five seconds to spare! This is the last turn! I.... what the hell?"

Up ahead, a man in green was ducking down, screaming at the top of his lungs. Falcon tried to swerve, and crashed his Blue Falcon into the side barrier, stopping him in his tracks. He angrily popped the hatch and got out of the car.

"Hey! Moron! Pedestrians are not allowed on this track! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?!"

Luigi dropped onto his knees and threw out his hands. "Oh god! Don't kill me! I'm so sorry, Mr. Blue spandex man sir! I didn't mean to ruin your race!"

Falcon jumped out of his car and cracked his knuckles. "Didn't mean to?! Why the hell are you here in the first place?"

Luigi was panicking. "I don't know!!!!!"

"Well, it doesn't matter now!" Falcon cocked back his leg and kicked Luigi, sending him flying through the air.

"AhhhH!" Luigi smashed into the ground, bouncing and skidding to a stop. He jumped up and threw a karate chop at his oppressor, who simply rolled through it. The momentum of his missed attack sent him stumbling forward, and he tripped on a rock. Behind him, Falcon rushed ahead with his Raptor Boost. He tripped over Luigi's prone body, slamming face first into the concrete. He took a moment to recover, and then jumped up. "Argh! You little punk! I was going nice and easy on you... but no more!" He threw his arm back and charged a punch, screaming "Falcon...." Luigi let out a little yelp and ducked, throwing his hat over his eyes. Falcon let out a loud yell of "Punch!" and threw the fist of flaming doom forward, missing the ducking plumber completely. Luigi's head was just low enough that when Falcon's body slid forward there was a crunch sound, and Falcon's face went white. He let out a little moan and fell forward, clutching his crotch, where Luigi's head had connected. Luigi looked down at his fallen opponent with a puzzled look.

"Huh? Oh well. This is my chance! Take this, Spandex guy!" Luigi squatted down, building up his inner strength. "Green missile!!!!!!!!" the cry echoed loudly and dramatically, as he shot forward... two inches, skidding along the cement with his face. He stood up, brushed the pebbles out from his mustache, and once again began charging. Once again, he went a good two inches, his face taking more of the street. This whole time, Falcon lay on the ground, writing in agony. Luigi stood up again, an angry look on his face. "NO! I will do this! Just watch!" He charged up for the third time, this time, putting extra power behind it. "GOOOOO!!!!" he screamed as he rocketed forward.... Three inches. "Well, it's a start... "he grumbled. "The next hour went by with Luigi attempting to defeat Falcon, and his face becoming really well acquainted with the floor. He was just about to give up hope, when something came over him. The five bean burritos he had for lunch finally finished digesting, and great flames spurted out from his ass, sending him flying at a tremendous speed at Falcon, who had finally quit crying and stood up to kick him around. The force sent Falcon skyrocketing out into the windy beyond, where he slowly got smaller and smaller until he became a distant twinkle in the sky.

Luigi jumped up and down with excitement, just as Mario showed up and walked up next to him.

"What are you so riled up over?"

Luigi gave an enthusiastic peace sign. "I did it, Mario! I beat someone! And it wasn't an accident!"

Mario rolled his eyes. "Sure you did."

"No really! I swear! He was about to destroy me, and I summoned up my power, and...."

Mario walked off, with Luigi trailing behind, insisting that he had won his match.

The three ghosts appeared. The first was yelling at the third. "Do you realize how late we are? I can't believe you made us this late!"

"It's not my fault!"

"You were the one who kept on saying... 'c'mon, I only need twenty more exp till I level up..."

"So? It's still not my fault!"

"Yes it is! I bet they didn't even fight! And they're hanging out, and drinking tea, and...."

The ghost caught sight of the race track, with the Blue Falcon crashed into the side of the track, and was now on fire.

"Or, maybe not....."

AN- Yeah, I know... the chapters are getting shorter. There is only so far you can drag these fights. I can't help it. So just deal. And with the exception of Lemurian, who is excused cuz I got a review, everyone has to review. Or I will destroy everything you have ever held sacred. K?