AN-Heh, sorry it's been a little while. The fanfiction business is a pressing one. Been trying to keep my updates between my three stories as equal as possible, but it doesn't always work out. Oh, and to answer happy ham, who was the first to notice such an obvious thing, I've something special planned for Mewtwo (The only Pokemon I actually respect.) If you remember, I said that I drew matches out of a hat. And if you look at the Super Smash Bros. roster, it comes to an uneven twenty five. Mewtwo ended up being the odd man out. But don't worry, he'll eventually make an appearance. I'd like to take a mometn to thank my reviewers. Lemurian 04, thank you very much for keeping with me. Random person, I'm glad you enjoy the choas that is Pokemon desecration.Chris and both of you Tewks, hope you like the next few fights! Anyhow, on with the next match!

Eliwood's manor- Whatever world Marth and Roy reside in – 4:44 PM

Donkey Kong let out a shrill cry, having defeated the last of the guards holding the front gate. It had been really simple, as the soldiers kept taking a swing, and then waiting for the "enemy turn", whatever that was. So once they all stopped moving, he simply began beating the snot out of all of them while they cried, "How come he can attack more than once a turn?!!" Now it was time to take out their leader. He had been approached by three ghosts, who had explained that this castle held bananas. Now, while DK had been attempting to civilize himself (He had taken classes, and now he even wore a TIE!), he just couldn't resist the call of bananas. So he had trekked through many lands, and had finally made it to the hiding place of the bananas. Implementing the plan he had come up with during his trip, he began punching the side of the castle, and once those bananas fell out, he would catch them and eat them. It was his best plan ever.

After several minutes of DK hitting the side of the castle, a young red haired teen stepped out.

"What in the name of all things holy are you doing?!"

The minute Roy stuck out his head, a group of forty some odd fangirls began screaming out his name. He nodded to them, and then stopped dead.

"Marth?!"

Indeed, one of the fangirls was actually Marth in disguise. Upon being recognized he gave a little 'eep' and ran off, leaving a cloud of dust behind him.

Roy groaned. "I always wondered why he wore a tiara..."

He turned back to Donkey Kong. "Alright you big ape! I'm giving you two seconds to stop attacking my father's manor!"

DK turned to face Roy, and with much deliberation, slowly made contact with the manor once again.

"That's it! You asked for it!" Roy dashed forward, bringing his sword down in an overhead slice. DK jumped back, dodging the blow.

"Oh yeah! Let's see you dodge... this!"

Roy cocked back, charged his inner energy for a moment, and then released.... Another over head slash.

"Fine! You want to play games? Then taste the wrath of my ultimate technique!!!"

He jabbed forward, pirouetted, stabbed again, and finished off with.... (can you guess?) that's right, his annoying overhead slash again!

DK simply stuck his arm out, and when the sword made contact, the blade snapped.

"Why didn't Roy's attack work?!?

Donkey Kong scratched his head. "Why silly red hair guy talk in third person?"

Roy's eyes crossed for a minute, and then snapped back. "My....my sword!"

DK approached Roy with a menacing look in his eyes. "You give me bananas.... Now!"

Roy ran back and hid. What could he do without a sword? He flashed back to his childhood...

Flashing back to Little Roy in 1975....

"Hey! Check out the little redhead!"

All the neighborhood kids converged on Roy, ready to beat him to a pulp out of jealousy. Roy turned to his group of four year old fangirls (ewww...) and of course four year old Marth (ewwww!) for help,. They all shrugged and ran away, leaving Roy alone with the bullies. This had become an every day thing, and Roy could not figure out anything to do to retaliate.

"How come little red gets fangirls?"

"I dunno, but lets pound in his face so that no girl likes the look of him!"

After they finished beating Roy's face in, he tried crawling away to safety. He ended up falling down a hole, landing in a subterranean cave in the style of all angsty heroes everywhere (Batman movie, anyone?).

There was an alter in the back, and on the alter, a sword. Even without any light penetrating the cave (so how did he see, then?), (shut up) the sword glistened, making a 'ting' sound. Roy felt to his knees in front of the alter. Suddenly a voice spoke in his head.

What is it that you seek?

Roy shook his head. Was the voice real? Or did he imagine it? He decided to answer and see. "I... I want to be strong enough to beat up the bullies who harm me.

Impossible. You are a bitch.

"But.. but what can I do then?"

Nothing. You will never be able to beat anyone. Your only hope is to become incredibly cheap as hell with a blade, and only fight those who are unarmed.

Roy's face lit up. "Of course! People who fight with their hands will be no match for me if I wield a blade!" He grasped the sword and ran off with a huge grin on his face. "Oh bullies!..."

Roy looked down at the broken sword in his hands. "What will I do now? If left to fight for myself, I'm worthless!!!!!!!"

DK nodded, and punched Roy in the face, splitting his lip and taking some teeth. (Marth cried for ten days straight, and still needs therapy) Roy hit the floor, unconscious, and DK went back to punching the castle, eagerly awaiting his bananas.

AN- well, yes its short... but its all you ungrateful punks are gonna get! .. I swear... seriously. Hopefully I'll have another update real soon, but if you look at the matchings... you can probably guess it's gonna be a REALLY short fight. I'm really excited about the match after, though. Anyhow, this is how things stand now.

Mario v Yoshi – Mario

Jigglypuff v Bowser- Bowser ---Mario v Bowser

Peach v Link- Peach

Falco v Pickachu- Falco ----Peach v Falco

Samus v Zelda- Samus

Dr. Mario v Kirby- Kirby ----Samus v Kirby

Luigi v Captain Falcon- Luigi

DK v Roy- Donkey Kong -----Luigi v Donkey Kong

Pichu v Gannondorf

Young Link v Ness ----Who will advance?

Fox v Marth ---------It's anyone's guess!

Ice Climbers v Mr. Game and Watch

And, the Roy talking in the third person joke was used already, but I loved it so much I put it in here. If anyone remembers the name (it eludes me) of the author, please let me know, so that I can give him his credit. Other than that, I'll see you guys next fight! Keep on reviewing! Oh, and in case anyone cares, it turns out that there really was no voice in the cave. Roy was in fact crazy. Oh well.