Okay, this is just a big author's note, not an update. But it is still pretty important. Pink Parka Girl, I looked over your review, and I read your profile, and you said you don't want people to flame you because of their views on Pokemon. I believe you used the term bigotry. That makes you BAISED. And that's fine. You wouldn't be a good author or person if you weren't. But you can't be upset at other people for doing the same thing. I wouldn't feel like I was accomplishing anything if I wrote a completely random fic. The point of writing is to put your opinions on paper. That's why it is an art form. It is a means of expression. Had you said that I could use some work on my writing (which is true. I'm not taking the time to include details or background. But that's because this isn't a serious story. This is supposed to be fun.) , I would have listen. But you called my work filth and such, just because I don't like pokemon. You are being a bigot. You have to accept that people have different views, and if they have the ability to validate it, then you have to respect it. So here is my reasoning for my distaste for the pokemon (and yoshi). I am an avid gamer. Nintendo came to America's shores the day I was born (which is the coolest thing ever, in my opinion.) When I was 2, I got my system. Ever since that day, all I did was play video games. Still do. I have nothing but respect for the video game media. I have played the first Pokemon game (red and blue) I had all 150 pokemon. Hell. I won a contest and had Mew added to my roster. I played and enjoyed the game. That is where my respect ends. Then they made the yellow version. Same game (granted, some small additions) just to idolize a ridiculous mouse. And it just kept going from there. There are so many incredible video game characters out there who worked for their glory. People like Mario, Link, Little Mac, and Samus. The list could go on for days, but I will spare you. Then you have the two groups that I cannot fathom respect for. The "cuteseys", which would entail Pokemon, and Yoshi, and other ridiculous characters which have gained power in the video game world through the simple fact that they are cute. It is sickening that more people like Yoshi than Luigi, just because the damn thing is cute. Pokemon and Yoshi have come pretty close to destroying the reputation of video gaming as a whole. The other group, (which is even worse) are the sluts. Samus proved that you don't have to be big in the world of video games by showing skin. A perfect example of this sort of trash would be the new King of Fighters game. One of the greatest fighting franchises of all time, and this new game is garbage. They threw out awesome characters such as Benimaru and Joe Higashi, and put in new characters based on their breast size. The fact that gaming technology is evolving based on how well you can make boobs jiggle is sickening. But I rant. The point is, I have a reason for hating the pokemon, and if you had wanted to say something to me, you could have done it in a civilized way. In the future, you should contact the person directly, instead of sending a pointless flame. Sorry to have bothered everyone, but it's stuff I've wanted to get off of my chest for a while. (Besides, I'm sure there are hardcore gamers out there who are reading this and cheering.... I hope.) Anyhow, I promise I will have an update within the next few days. Actually... you know what? Here. This is the next match, just to emphasize the points I am making. Ladies and gentlemen.... Gannondorf versus Pichu!!!!!!!!

Gannon was walking down the street, when he felt something hit his boot. He looked down and saw a ridiculous looking mouse headbutting it. He pulled back his fist and charged his warlock punch. The little mouse let out a little 'eep' right before the purple flamed fist connected. Then there was a satisfying crunch sound, followed by a cry of 'Pichuuuuuuuuuuuu' that slowly faded away as the mouse rocketed off into the distance. Millions of hardcore gamers stood up and cheered. Gannon cracked his neck and walked away.

THE END

Next update: Young Link v. Ness

This match promises to be awesome. Two great combatants. Yay! Stay tuned!