Chapter three: Rescue Mission + Floating Pies ?

"Guys! What are you doing here?" Barry asked amazed as he opened the window. Andrew and Andy jumped in; Andrew was dressed normal, while Andy was dressed in a one piece black spy suit thing.

"Rescuing you! Now move over we're got to get your stuff ready for the car..."

"The car?" Barry asked watching Andrew and Andy try and lift the dressing table, "Uhh...guys I don't want to take that with me..."

"You don't?" Andy said surprised, immediately she dropped it.

"Argh! Fuck, my foot!" Andrew said through gritted teeth, trying his best not to yell.

Andy gasped,

"Oh! I'm so sorry Drew! But get over it, we got work to do!"

"Well, so far all you guys have successfully done is getting rid of the hobbit..." Barry muttered.

"Hobbit?"

"Drew focus! Now, Barry where is your school shit?"

Barry's hopes for escaping sank with his stomach,

"Downstairs. Locked up in a bloody cupboard," he said bitterly, but Andrew didn't even flinch,

"Am, you got a hair pin?"

Barry looked at how Andy had her hair. Even as an oblivious guy to the world of female hairstyles, he could tell Andy had a heap of hair pins in that funny, messy bun thing...

"Sure!" Andy said, her hand began investigating around her hair, "Black, brown, blue, pink or funny glitter?"

"Whatever..." Andrew said distractedly, as he stacked Bedfig's cage near the window. Barry began to gather his birthday presents and stack them as well.

"Sup guys! Anything I can do?" Emo said, jumping off her broom into the room.

"I thought you weren't going to come?" Andrew said, turning to leave the room, "And Barry, show me where this cupboard is..." he added over his shoulder. Barry left Andy and Emo to continue turning the room upside down to find everything he might need.

"They won't blow anything up will they?" Barry asked, worried about leaving Andy and Emo alone in his room.
"Yea, they should be good, I told Am she had to leave her wand behind...don't want anyone on our backs, for casting spells do we?"

"Yea," Barry said laughing, "What was Andy wearing anyway?"

"Never ever again. I will never let Am see any more muggle music videos! I let her pick a TV channel when she came over to my house, and she found the music channel. Liberty X was on! You know that song, 'Just a little bit'? And their all dressed in spy gear?" Barry shook his head. "Oh well, yea. She thought since we were coming on a 'mission' she had to dress up for it!" Andrew rolled his brown eyes, "Lemo loved the idea, she's dressed up too...I have no idea where they got the clothes!"

Barry laughed,

"Careful, bottom stair creaks," he whispered, "Now, it's the cupboard under these stairs."

Andrew skipped the last step and turned to face the cupboard, bent the hairpin out, so it was straight and he then proceeded to pick at the lock. Not knowing how he could help, Barry just looked around. That's when he noticed it. The rabid dishtowel/Hobbit was back - and he was in the kitchen.

"Be right back Drew, the hobbit is back..."

"Yea, whatever..." Andrew muttered in reply as he concentrated on the lock.

Barry crept into the kitchen, inside Cobby stood there tapping his foot,

"Mr. Saucepan didn't come very quickly!' he squeaked.

"What are you doing, Cobby?"

"Making Mr. Saucepan promise he won't return to Hogwarts!"

"Cobby, I won't-"

Cobby snapped his fingers, above him the pie Mrs. Dursley had prepared for dessert floated several inches off its plate.

"Ohhhhh, crap...Cobby don't you dare..."

"Promise."

"Are you black mailing me?"

Cobby looked shocked,

"Cobby, is doing what he must do!"

Above him Barry heard the sound of more feet stepping onto the landing, he then heard the soft footsteps of someone coming down the stairs. A few minutes later, Lemo appeared - dressed in a similar get-up as Andy.

"Hey Saucey! Drew's taking the trunk up now to put in the car. Now, c'mon!"

Suddenly Dudley voice floated in from the dining room,

"Oh, mother don't fuss! I shall go get the dessert for you!" there was a scraping of a chair and Dudley walked into the room. Cobby darted out - with the dessert following him, floating high in the air.

Spotting Dudley, (well, he is difficult to miss...) Lemo's eyes grew round - but not as much as Dudleys. Lemo spoke first,

"Barry, why is there a whale standing in the doorway?"

Barry tried not to laugh,

"Um, Lemo this is my cousin-"

"DURSLEY IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE!" Mr. Mason bellowed.

"Well-"

"MY WIFE IS TERRIFIED OF FLYING PIES!"

"Sorry-"

"ARGH!" Mrs. Dursley screamed, "A bird! A bird!"

"It's an owl Petunia..."

A few seconds later a door slammed behind the Mason's.

"MUM! DAD! Barry bought a girl into-"

"NOT ALLOWED TO DO MAGIC OUTSIDE SCHOOL!"

"Shit, we got to dash Lemo!"

"Oh! Well bye bye, Dudley - good luck with Greenpeace!"

Barry ran up the stairs pulling Lemo up with him.

Bursting through his door, Barry and Lemo saw everyone had packed up everything. Outside a car was parked, hovering just outside his room.

"Quick guys! Hop in!" Mione called from inside the car.

"HE'S GETTING AWAY!" Mr. Dursley yelled, stomping up the stairs.

"No time!" Lemo cried throwing herself out the window and onto the shut trunk of the car - clinging onto the outside.

"Nuh-uh..." Barry said shaking his head.
"DON'T STEP AS MUCH AS A FOOT OUT OF THIS HOUSE!" he was getting closer...

"Shit, here goes nothing!" Barry said, running and diving out the window, landing on the car - just as Mr. Dursley appeared in the door way.

"DRIVE! DRIVE!" Lemo yelled as Mr. Dursley hobbled as fast as his fat short legs could take him.

"NO! YOU DON'T!" he yelled grabbing Barry's foot.

"Yes, he does!" Andrew said, breaking Mr. Dursley's grip on Barry with the end of his broomstick, "Go guys!"

The car kicked into life and sped off, closely followed by Emo, Andy and Andrew on their broomsticks. Knowing he had lost, Mr Dursley called after him,

"FUCK YOU SAUCEPAN! DON'T YOU WORRY! WE'RE STUCK WITH YOU NEXT SUMMER!"

Sorry for the wait! I just got banned from the net "Cause I couldn't get out of bed at a respectable hour" Respectable hour my ass...