A/N: OMG! I am SOOOOO sorry for not updating in like, FOREVA! School has kept me SO SUPER busy and lately has not been letting me preview my stuff so I couldn't update and now I finally did so PLEASE review! I've been DYING! You guys ROCK MY WORLD!

Camping Trip

"Pssst!"

"I'm coming!" Lucy hissed as loudly as she could and crawled out of the tent and followed Tara. "Sue, hurry up!" she said, making sure the blonde woman could read her lips in the faint moonlights.

Sue nodded and grabbed the shaving cream and toothpaste. "Wait for me!"

The three women crept quietly to the men's tent and ever so quietly slipped inside. Tara squeezed two mounds of shaving cream on Bobby's face and tickled it with a feather. Bingo. He scratched it irritably, and as a result, had white 'facial hair' all over his face up to his hair.

Sue grinned and dealt with Jack, squeezing toothpaste into his open palms and taking the feather from Tara. "All done," she whispered. "Lucy, your turn."

Lucy made a face. "Can't you do it?"

Tara shook her head. "Nuh-uh. We've done our dirty work."

Lucy sighed and opened her makeup bag. "Here we go…"

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"WHAT THE—TARA!" Bobby roared and stumbled out of the tent, followed by a very angry-looking Jack and a furious but feminine-looking Myles.

Tara poked her head out of her tent cheerfully. "Mornin', gentlemen." She coughed indiscreetly into her hand. "And, uh, lady." She smothered a laugh. "It's about time you got up. We've already been to the beach and back. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're getting-" she mock gasped in horror, "lazy!"

Bobby tried to glare at her but failed miserably. Jack attempted to wipe toothpaste from his eyelashes and also failed. "Sue," he complained, "what'd I ever do to you?"

Sue giggled and appeared behind Tara. "I'm sorry, I didn't hear you," she teased.

Lucy's head popped out for a split second and disappeared before you could blink. Her shoulders shook with silent, hysterical laughter, and she fought to get some air. "I am," she paused, "so good."

"You sure are," Tara chimed in agreeably. "I wonder how long it will take them to get all that gunk off their faces," she added loudly, climbing back in.

Sue grinned. "Myles, the makeup remover's on the log, Bobby, you obviously won't have any problem shaving today, and Jack… well," she snickered, "good luck."

Lucy, anxious to get away from Myles, grabbed her shower bag. "I'm gonna go take a shower," she said. "You coming, Sue?" she signed. Sue nodded.

"Be right there."

As the three women stepped out of their tent with their shower bags and sauntered past the guys, Tara whispered to Bobby, "You don't have to shave, you look just fine now." With an evil grin, she kissed him quickly on the lips and skipped along the path with Lucy and Sue.

"We. Have. To. Get. Them." Jack ground out tersely.

Bobby flashed him a grin. "Did you bring that mini tool kit, by any chance?"

"Sure did."

"I have an idea, mate, and I reckon you're gonna love it."

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