Chapter seven: De-Frazing the Garden and Puts on sunnies Visit Don's Room

Frazzes were bratty little shits, they'd kick and scream put up a right fuss - and if you touched one...Well you'd be lucky to have the same amount of fingers as you did before. Armed with their weapon of choice, the group entered the garden.

"So...what are we supposed to do?" Andrew asked unsure still.

"Whack the crap out of 'em!" Andy replied brightly, her five iron raised.

"And, what do they look like?"

"THAT!" Lemo yelled as she sent what looked like an obese black crab flying, "Yea! Thirty feet beat that!"

Mione's face looked shocked,

"Doesn't that hurt them!"

"Nah, they have no what's-a-me-call-it's!" Don said swinging his cricket bat, sending yet another fraz off.

"Nerves?" Emo offered hitting hers with a baseball bat.

"Lemo, what are you hitting them with!" Barry asked.

"A frying pan..."

"A fry pan?"

"They do the job good, don't diss my pan!"

Barry held his hands up in a surrender position,

"Hey, sorry!"

"Yea you better be!" Lemo growled warningly shaking her pan in his general direction. Soon Andrew, Mione and Barry caught on and the air was filled with frazzes. The beaters amongst them really shone, as Andrew and Lemo hit theirs beyond the hill, quite a way away, but Andy who played a muggle sport called 'golf' knew how to use her nine iron. Everyone found it necessary to mock her golf swing,

"Shut up! My swings a lot better than what you lot are doing!" she laughed as Andrew took a wild swing and missed, "And I don't know what the fuck that was supposed to be..."

After some time Don straightened up,

"Well, I think that's pretty much all of 'em!"

There were murmurs of agreement,

"To my room!" Don cried raising his arm in the air, many pairs of eyes rolled.

Don led the way into the house and up the narrow crooked staircase. A door way ahead was ajar everyone got a glimpse of a pair of brown eyes, before there was a gasp and the door snapped shut. Don sighed,

"This is totally out of character for Minnie! I mean usually we have trouble shutting her up! Yesterday, when Drew arrived - God I still feel as though I should be apologising... But god, Barry Saucepan! The dude whose been her celebrity crush since she was like three…"

"What happened with Drew?" Barry asked looking at Andrew.

Before Andrew replied, Don did,

"She was following him around like a bad smell..."

"Yea!" Lemo laughed, "Like shit to a blanket!"

"What?"

"Well...you see shit sticks-"

"Never mind, should have known better," Mione interrupted.

"And...Here it is!" Don said pointing to a shut door, with a plaque saying, "Donald's Room" he pushed the door open, everyone attempted to step in at once. Barry's head brushed along the roof; Thank god I'm not any-

"Fuck!" Andy and Andrew both exclaimed.

Taller... Barry thought to himself.

"Ow! Ow! Fuck! Don, you house architect didn't considerate taller people did they?" Andy said doing an odd hunched over dance of pain.

"Am and I'll stand out side..."

Barry looked around the room; the room was covered in a disturbing bright orange. Everywhere. It hurt. The bedspreads, the walls, the ceiling, the posters even, were all the same shade of violent orange - the kind that needs a pair of sunglasses. (Author puts on sunnies to emphasise point) The posters were all of the same seven rather plump witches and wizards.

"The Cubby Canons!" Barry said smiling and looking at the posters.

"Yea..." Don said blushing slightly - or that could be from the orange reflecting...

Barry looked around more closely; a rat caught his eye on top of a fish tank,

"I didn't know you had a rat, Don,"

"Yea, well I do," Don said poking the rat gently with his wand, the rat slept on, "He's a lazy good for nothing! Won't do a bloody thing! That's why I forgot to bring him last year."

"Oh."

"Shhhhh!" Andy hissed from the hallway.

Everyone tried to turn all at once in Don's small room - causing a few problems...Barry was one of the first to turn around properly,

"Andy? Why do you have a cell phone?"

"Drew got it for me! So we could keep in contact when, well, when we weren't together," Andy said happily, as she began to try and talk through the speaker, "Try not to make a noise for the moment, I'm trying to check my balance...You'll have to speak louder lady! That is if you're speaking...Hello!...BITCH!"

Barry raised his eyebrows,

"Did you teach her how to-?"

Andrew mournfully nodded his head.

Sorry the Chapters aren't very long and aren't particularly interesting! But they'll improve! (I hope) lol If you got any random ideas, then post em! I'd love to hear any ideas you have for the characters! And Lemo The Lemon, have you posted the sneek peek?

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