A wonderful meadow- The Mushroom Kingdom- 1:22PM

Luigi and Daisy were relaxing in a meadow, green and wonderful. Flowers swayed with the breeze, and there wasn't a cloud in sight. Luigi felt extremely nervous, and couldn't think of anything to say. She looks so beautiful… He cleared his throat and tried to speak.

"For someone who is basically just a clone of Peach for Mario Party, you really are beautiful."

Daisy blinked, not quite sure if she had heard him right. Luigi smacked his forehead. Stupid, stupid, stupid! He shook his head and tried to fix his mistake. "Don't worry! You aren't nearly as ditzy as she is." He slapped his hands over his mouth, but the damage was done. Daisy was fuming, and it looked like she was about to explode. Luigi cringed, expecting the worst. His eyes closed and he tensed, but nothing happened. After several minutes of looking like a fool, he re-opened his eyes. There was no one there.

"Daisy?" Luigi frantically searched around. "I didn't mean it! Come back, Daisy!" Luigi glanced down and noticed a small note. He picked it up, ready for the terrible break up letter.

Lugigi…

I hve thee Princess…. Comme to the konstrucition sight ife u evr wante to see hur agian

Luv,

Dunkey Kong

Luigi blinked several times, looking at the badly spelled note. It was written in crayon. "So, Donkey Kong is back to his old games, huh? Well… I'll show him!" Luigi puffed out his chest, preparing for action. "I'll get Mario!" and he set off.

Mario's Pad- The Mushroom Kingdom- 1:47PM

Luigi hung his head as he looked at the note on Mario's door.

Out being a hero. Be back later.

Mario

"Crap! Where the hell could Mario be?"

Games, Games, Games- The Mushroom Kingdom- 1:47 PM

"Hell yes! Take that, bastards! I am the man! Remember this face! I'm the damn man!" Mario muttered to himself as he slammed buttons and jerked around the joystick. He killed the main boss of "Bombs n' Death 7, Explosions throughout the ages", and threw his fists up into the air.

"Wahoo! I am the friggin man! I'm the hero!"

Link's little hut- Hyrule- 2:42 PM

Luigi slammed his fists onto the thick wood door of Link's house.

No response.

Luigi shook his head and sighed. "Link's not here either… Guess there's only one thing left to do…"

The Old Construction Site- Kong World- 2:55 PM

"You wait until Luigi gets here! He's gonna teach you a lesson! You let me go right now! I demand you let me out of these ropes right now!"

Donkey Kong shook his head. He didn't know exactly why he stole women. All they did was give him a headache. It was just a habit. Oh well. He shrugged and turned back to the girl. I hope that plumber gets here soon…

Suddenly, a voice rang out. "You better let her go, ape!"

A figure emerged from the shadows, clad in blue trousers and a red shirt. His hat was also red, but he was slightly taller than the normal red wearing hero.

Daisy raised an eyebrow. "L…Luigi?…"

Luigi's voice was shaking, but he tried to pull himself together. "Luigi! No! It is I, Mario!"

"Ook?" Donkey Kong gave Luigi a strange look.

Luigi pointed a finger at the ape. "I've beaten you before, and I'll beat you again! I'm-a Mario!"

Luigi jumped at Donkey Kong, throwing out several small fireballs at the large simian. DK tried to jump over them, but his heavy weight kept him from going high enough to dodge the attack. The ape was thrown back by the force of the fireballs, smashing into a bunch of stacked crates. Luigi looked at his hands in amazement.

"Wow! I really can do this! Wahoo!" He jumped up in to the air, coming down on Donkey Kong's head. Donkey Kong growled, bringing his hand up and grabbing Luigi by the throat, squeezing the air out of his lungs. The plumber was thrown to the ground and he rolled around, trying to regain his breath. He barely managed to avoid a stomp as the monkey tried to pound the cowardly Mario Brother into the cement. Luigi jumped up and took a second to compose himself. "Mama Mia…" he whispered to himself out of habit.

"Luigi! Look out!" Daisy's yell pulled Luigi out of his trance, and he just managed to roll out of the way of a charged punch from his opponent. Donkey Kong didn't let up there, however, bringing several quick jabs up right behind the plumber as he retreated to safety.

"Daisy!" Luigi yelled, running towards where DK had left her, tied to a pole. Right as he got to her, two hands clapped together on either side of his head. Donkey Kong laughed as he grabbed the princess, leaving the dizzy plumber behind.

"Luigi!" Daisy yelled as she was dragged off by the large ape. Luigi regained his senses just in time to see Donkey Kong climb up a large scaffolding, the reluctant princess in tow. DK reached the top of the shaky structure and beat his chest with his arms, Daisy screaming defiance the entire time. Just like that movie I saw… thought Donkey Kong. Old uncle King Kong would be so proud…

Luigi began to run up the red beams, determined to stop the evil tie wearing monkey once and for all. Donkey Kong noticed his accent, however, and began to launch large barrels at him from his vantage point. Luigi looked around madly, hoping to find something he could use to retaliate. Sure enough, lying off to the side was a discarded hammer. Luigi scooped it up, and began to swing it around wildly in a protective arc as he charged forward. One of the barrels came rolling towards him, and he stopped, timing his hammer strike perfectly….

WHAM! While he was setting up his defense, the barrel rolled into him, causing him to double over the barrel, getting swept up in his momentum. Just as it always manages to do in these cartoony situations, there was a moment of blurred struggle, which ended up with Luigi on top of the barrel, feet pumping rapidly as he managed to barely keep his balance, riding it as he would some sort of spinning log.

"Waaahhhhhh!" he yelled as he spun out of control, his hammer still flailing around in his hands. The mallet struck out, smashing into a support beam. There was a loud creaking groan, and Donkey Kong ducked under his arms as the entire structure began to tilt and collapse. All of the support beams caved in on themselves, and the ensuing crash sent up a gigantic dust cloud. Once the dust had cleared, the single barrel rolled out of the wreckage, completely unharmed. Luigi pulled himself out from under the rubble, reached back in and managed to retrieve Daisy. They went to leave, when there was a maddening roar from under a beam. Donkey Kong thrust the beam off of him, fire in his eyes. He lifted up a barrel, and instead of launching it at the plumber, he began to chase him, and remembering the lesson he had been taught by Mario, attempted to bludgeon him with it instead.

"Waaaaahhhhhhhhh!" Luigi yelled again as he was chased back and forth by the enraged ape.

Donkey Kong cornered the small plumber, bringing his hands out to grab his prey. Luigi closed his eyes, and swung his fist upwards. There was an intake of air as Luigi's fist connected with Donkey Kong's exposed ribs, and an explosion of fire. Donkey Kong was sent flying into the air, and he became nothing more than a tiny twinkle in the sky as he flew off.

Luigi wiped his brow, and turned towards where Daisy was watching. She ran up to him, a look of determination on her face. Luigi smiled and closed his eyes, opening his arms and awaiting his reward.

WHACK!

Daisy smacked Luigi, leaving a bright red hand print across his face. "I'm not done with you yet, mister! That monkey changes nothing! How dare you compare me to Peach! We are too separate people, and we demand…" Daisy droned on with her lecture. Luigi rubbed his hand over the mark on his face, staring longingly into the sky where Donkey Kong had disappeared. I was probably better off with the ape… he thought as Daisy continued to yell throughout the night.

AN- I'm really sorry to anyone who has been awaiting this chapter. I've been so overworked with school and work, and all of my free time got devoured working on my new megahit, my Dragonball Z story. I also wanted to wait for all the nonsense going on to die down. The Super Smash Bros. Video game has no storyline, no character development, and no emotional attachment. I find it so silly that people get so worked up over this game. It's a lot of fun, and I love playing it, but no one should care about it this much. This story is just for fun. I'm just writing silly stories about some silly characters. It's nothing serious, but people are taking it way too seriously. Relax, people. Ah well. If you are looking for something serious, take a look at some of my other stories. I put my heart into my street fighter story, and I get little reaction. But I put up something silly, and everyone has to start yelling. Eh. Just a little rant, don't mind me. If you have any sort of constructive criticism, or if you would like to tell me you enjoyed the chapter, feel free to leave me a review. But if you want to start arguing or yelling, or you want to tell me I haven't portrayed the canon of the game right, don't bother. I'll keep saying, this isn't a story to be taken incredibly seriously. It's just for a few laughs. Eh, I digress. Hope you enjoyed it, and I'll have another chapter up soon, I swear.