Chapter thirteen: Sky High. Ground Low.

"He hung up on me!" Andy cried in dismay just losing reception, while talking to Andrew.

"No, you just ran out of reception," Mione explained for the hundredth time.

"He hung up on me!"

"Reception!"

"What's that?"

"It's what the cell phone networks work on...We're probably too far into the country side..."

"Well, they should make more of the reception and then I could talk to Drew!"

"It not that-"

"I wonder if Pigboi missed the train too..." Lemo thought aloud.

Emo, looked up from her transfiguration book,

"Who?"

"Oh, of course! It would be Pigboi's first year!" Andy exclaimed, temporarily distracted from the technicalities of using muggle cell phones.

"First year? Cool, we can tease the little munchkin!" Jub cackled evilly while she waved her wand around, leaving a pink shimmering trail in its path.

"Who isPigboi?" Emo asked again.

"Munchkin?" Mione cast Jub a worried look, "Don't tell me Andy's and Lemo's weird - erm, I mean uniqueness is ribbing off them onto you! I don't think I could stand another nutter!"

"Who is Pigboi?"

"Aww! But you love us!" Lemo and Andy both captured Mione into a reluctant hug.

"Who is Pigboi!"

"Lemo's brother!"

"My brother's older than yours!" Jub said, poking her tongue out, "He's an almighty third year!"

"All hail the almighty third year!" Lemo yelled worshiping an imaginary third year.

"ALL BOW DOWN!" Andy said joining Lemo in on worshiping.

"Hey, shouldn't we be worrying about Don, Drew and Barry?"

"He hung up on me!"

"Fucking reception, Andy!" Mione cried impatiently.

Minnie paced from one side of the train carriage to the other.

"Uhh...Have you seen my sister?"

Minnie turned to see a fellow first year. He had brown hair, which he had attempted to spike up with gel and brown eyes. Minnie tried to look friendly, even with her bad mood,

"Who's your sister?"

"Lemo/Leah, total weirdo, ran off with my lunch money...'bout this high, black -"

"Yea, I know your sister...But how did she get your money? She wasn't at home most of the summer!"

"Summoning charm," the boy muttered.

"Well, I'm Minnie," Minnie held out her hand, "Who are you?"

"Jonny Roberts," he shook her hand.

"Well, let's go find your sister..." Minnie said walking in the general direction Lemo would've walked in after their little chat.

"So, you know my sister?"

"Yep, I definitely do..."

Slowly Don regained consciousness this maybe because Andrew was tapping his nose, as Barry coaxed Bedfig to nibble on his ear.

"Gerroff!"

"He wakes!" Andrew exclaimed, almost falling off the carpet as Don tried to shove him out of the way, "Whoa! Watch it Don, you'll bloody kill me!"

Don blinked in confusion,

"What the hell?" he looked over the edge of the carpet, "Holy crap! Why are we flying!"

"Well..."

"Yes...?"

"Uhh...Don...Isn't that your dad's car?"

"Andrew, what the fuck have you been smoking?"

Andrew pointed and Don turned around and stared in disbelief,

"You're fucking kidding me..."

"What?"

"Dad said he bewitched the car to follow its keys, so that if he lost it in a car park, (which he often does...) he'll find it easily. Only I didn't think it actually worked...Did you guys bring the keys?"

"Uhh...maybe..."

"Why!"

"Dunno..."

Andrew tucked the keys further into his pocket,

"Well, we did have to get the jumper out of the-"

"Where is Minnie's jumper?" Don asked.

The boys looked around as though expecting to see it lying nearby - on a tree top maybe?

"Hey, guys!" Andrew said pointing to the car.

"Yea?" Don looked around hoping to see Andrew had found Minnie's favourite jumper, but nope, he was pointing to the car.

"What?" Barry said eyeing the car.

"There is a cat in the car!"

There you go Lemo, I put in those thingys...Shit, this story isn't really going anywhere fast, is it? I gotta get it's Ass into Gear...Well tata!

Lemo: THERE! I put in the fucking lines!

Can I PLEEEEEEEASE go to sleep now! thunk, head its table