Disclaimer: I own nothing besides the idea. Everything else belongs to the ones who invented the letters, J. K. Rowling and there are references to Monty Python (see if you can find it!). No money is made, and no intention to copy others work, if there are other authors out there who have the same storyline as this one (which I don't think there are, but nothing's impossible besides slamming revolving doors).

Right?

The clock is 9:05 AM and I'm officially bored. I'm sitting in Divination and that bug of a teacher is rambling on about...

I don't know what the teacher (who will remain unknown) is rambling about...

I was busy falling into a deep world of boringness and headaches.

The headache I have right now could probably kill an elephant or even a dragon if I was lucky...

Right?

Ok, it couldn't kill, but it could definetly knock them out.

And about the boringness... Who listens to that old bug anyway?

Not like Divination is an important subject for non-seers like myself.

Right?

I'll just go back to my Ever-Bouncing-Ball that always amazes me.. just... bah...

Right?

Now, I can't lie to myself. Stupid seers see right through your see-through self.

Bah. I hate divination. I absolutely loathe, hate and disgrace it.

Right?

No I don't hate it.

It's so fun finding alternative death about you friends (well... Hard for me to kill myself...hmm...) and stuff like 'when there is exactly 2 inches in between Jupiter and Neptune there is a girl named Pencil in Albania being born by her mother Pencil-Sharpener.'

It's fun!

Right?

Yes it is.

Absolutely

Oh, pringles!

My name is (everyone cheers because of a prank on the Slytherins) and I can't lie to myself.

What a life...

Imaging how it would be in death... You couldn't lie because everyone can see right through you

My name is (plane crashes into the Forbidden Forest).

WHY?

It is one of ht worst names, I mean (girl screams) and (teacher shouts)... One of the most mismatched names ever!

Right?

Honestly... I LOOOVVVEEE my name!

Right?

No

I'm content. I love and hate it at the same time, and most of the times i'm just glad that I have a name..

Look at (unknown) Bole.. He only has a last name...

I sometimes call him Northpole because he always looks like he's going to freeze to death...

Now, backt to the point...

And what to do when you get back to the point?

Check if the teacher (who shall remain unknown) has assigned homework.

KEEP A MONTH LONG DAILY DREAM DIARY!

This teacher (Who will remain unknown because he/she just isn't a man (or woman) has no name and is pretty weird) has assigned us a DAILY dream diary. It's pretty hard for to do when you can't remember your dreams 3 times out of 4.

Right?

Yup!

I mean, should I get a quill and parchment and write down my dream when I'm actually sleeping?

Nope

Nuuhu

No, no, no, no, no

Can't do

Worth a try...

History of Magic up next...

Now where did my quill and parchment go?

A/N: What do you think? Again, 5 minute drabble while trying to study for my english exam tomorrow.. Please Review!

P.S.: In case you haven't noticed, I have a thing with writing about Lily Evans, so this is about her.