Chapter twenty-three: Just Gets Better! DOESN'T IT!
The castle's light twinkled and winked as Don's dad's flying car flew towards it .
"Wow!...It's so pretty!" Lemo said as her and Andy ooed and ahhed at the sight. To their right the lake's water gently lapped at the water's edge.
"So, what happened to you guys back there?" Andy asked Barry and Andrew.
"Got caught and hung by huge spiders...You know the usual," Andrew said as though it was every day you got hung up side down by over-grown spiders. Andy and Lemo gasped,
"Shit! That would have-"
Suddenly the car lurched downwards landing heavily on the ground.
"Oh thank fucking god we aren't dead!" Andrew let out a sigh of relief. The car lurched again, they had crashed into the Offensive Oak...
"Don't speak so soon, Drew!" Barry whimpered.
Lemo kicked open her door. As soon as it opened a knotted branch swung down, knocking the door clean off the car.
"HOLY SHIT!"
"That's gona cost..." Andy muttered as Lemon screamed,
"ABANDON CAR, LEMONS AND OTHER CONFECTIONARIES FIRST!" Lemothrew herself out of the car, latching onto a nearby branch, Andy closely followed, both of them were thrownaround clinging to the tree for dear life. Barry and Andrew exchanged horror stricken looks as a large branch smashed through the windscreen.
"MOTHER OF SHIT, I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE!" Andrew screamed.
"Told you not to speak so soon..."
"Not now, Barry!"
There was suddenly a loud thump on the roof,
"THE ROOF IS GONA CAVE!" Barry yelled.
"How heavy do you think I am!" Andy yelled from above, "Oh shit..." there came another thump, a lot louder than the previous. Barry looked up, there was a deep dent in the roof - inches from Andrew's head, obviously the last thump was from the tree.
"You have to juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump!" Lemo called as she sped past, still holding onto a branch. She then just let go.
"LEAH!" Barry yelled as the Mr. Weasel's car had had enough. The car doors burst open, Andrew and Barry were thrown out. Imediately they grabbed branches, Barry desperately tried to see where Lemo was.
"SAUCEY! GET ANDY!"
Barry looked down to see Lemo frantically jumping up and down on the ground pointing at Andy, who'd been knocked out by the blow of the branch on the roof. The car dangerously tipped backwards and forwards on the Offensive Oak's branch. Barry tried to swing from one branch to the next, to try to get to Andy, while Lemo continued to jump up and down saying,
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..."
The car finally began to nose dive, Andrew swung out of now where and grabbed Andy he then let go of the branch he was holding. Barry realised he had to do the same thing, he then let go.
All of them limping slightly, they proceeded slowly to bed. Barry checked his pocket for his invisibility cloak, luckily it hadn't fallen out, well at least nothing else went wrong that night. Just as that thought crossed his mind Professor McGonagall came around the next corner, Thought too soon...
"Oh children! Thank god I found you!" Seeing McGonagall closer up she looked tired, worried and almost tearful.
"Uh...Yes you did..." Andrew said, waiting for the explosion for being out of bed.
"I thought you may have been petrified! I didn't want to have to deal with anymore! The school may be closed! I don't know what we're going to do! I came to find you, Erin Parker...she's been petrified!"