Chapter 2 : The "Magical" Rainbow
WELL! The gang packed up and was heading to the road or what? Nowhere! MUHAH! Yeah... Any who! we shall read "How to write stories for dummies" and this story might go somewhere.
Sano, Tetsu, Shinpachi, Todo, and Yamazaki were sitting in a green wagon thing. They looked like they were having a jolly good time. Shinpachi was attacking Sano for some reason. Tetsu was sneaking food in his mouth. Yamazaki was sighing VERY heavily. Probably thinking something like, "Why do I have to be here?" or "I don't think I like those nuts, they leave a weird taste in my mouth." And if anyone thinks anything perverted that just shows you think with your sexual organs rather then your brain. Like Foamy said, From ANY WHO.
Todo was really layed back for some strange reason that is unknown to man or beast. Its kind of scary. But thats just me. I dunno why I'm scared though its my story. Hm... THAT is a mystery.
Todo sighed softly as the smelly cow poop breeze blew through his hair, which is in a bun.
Oh yeah thats a turn on. Must... Hold... Fan... Girls... Back! NO ATTACKING TODO! Back away slowly! GRRR!
Mr. Hijikata was running the green wagon. Mr. Hijikata called it the "magical" green wagon. I think he's on crack. How many people think that? SHHH! keep it to yourselves! yeah his feelings will be hurt.
"HEY! Must be the money!" Mr. Hijikata sang the song by Nelly.
Shinpachi and the rest had a "Oh My God" look on his face as they listened to Mr. Hijikata sing the song. Where he learned it I don't know. Question for everyone. Doo doo doo doo (twilight zone music).
"SWEET! HOME Alabama!" Mr. Hijikata started a new song.
Yep Mr. Hijikata is on crack. Mr. Kondou is sane. What is this world coming too? I'll tell you what. It's's coming to NOTHING. YEP. Its hard to believe but its true.
"Gettie up gettie up gettie up lets go lets hit the RAINBOW!" Mr. Hijikata said pointing to a rainbow. This wasn't a regular rainbow it was a "Magical" Rainbow. This rainbow will take them anywhere they wanna go.
"ALABAMA! WOO!" Mr. Hijikata yelled as he drove the wagon onto the "magical" rainbow.
How long will it take them to reach Alabama? Will they make it with they're sanity?
"MR. HIJIKATA STOP SINGING DAMMIT!" Shinpachi screamed.
Hm... a good question that is.
WELL! Love all who reads this very very Random story. YEP! Hm... I'm still thinking of ideas for "Bloodshed and Love" And "Class of 2005" I write some weird stories don't I? As long as you all don't care YES! Oh in CO2005 I figured out a name for the crush. If you all wanted to know.